If Morgan Freeman pledges to donate his organs after death, his name after he dies will be M Freeman.
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Organ Freeman
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Did you know that Morgan Freeman has a twin brother that is a professional musician?

His name is Organ Freeman

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Where do Gordon Freeman and Jon Snow meet for drinks ?

The Crowbar.

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Martin Freeman (Bilbo) and Andy Serkis (Gollum) are in Black Panther

They're the two Tolkien white guys

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"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...

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Who do you talk to get out of debt?

Mortgage Freeman

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Is Morgan available?

Yeah,he is a Freeman

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My coworker just got dad joked...

The context here is a discussion on encryption on a data storage medium. The kid here is a new guy who is fresh from grad school. The dad here is a senior engineer who looks like middle aged Gordon Freeman with graying hair. The kid was asking questions on how to erase data securely using a particular protocol command. He wanted more information on the random number keys necessary to encrypt/decrypt the data with. It went some thing like this.

Kid: " So you have A key, right ?"

Dad with a sly smile on his face immediately checks his pocket and whips out his car keys and says " No, I have many keys "

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The only two white actors in the Black Panther movie...

...are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They’re the Tolkien white guys.

*Sent to my by a co-worker

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