I’m a huge Dracula nerd and I’ve seen most major adaptations of the original novel. One of my favorites is the BBC’s 1977 miniseries called Count Dracula, starring Louis Jourdan as Dracula and Frank Finlay as Van Helsing. It’s very faithful to the book, so it’s unusual among Dracula adaptations. I have it on DVD but it looks almost like a VHS rip. I’d love to see it remastered in at least 1080p but I’m not sure how much can really be done to restore it and I’m pretty sure it’s very obscure to all but huge Dracula buffs.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

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FRI 17 DEC 2021

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They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Introduction

This is a conversation that I have had multiple times online. It is of very poor quality, and I hope I can show that through analogy. Here is claim: someone is a moral anti-realist because they believe that the moral realist has not met the burden of proof. However, they are unable to name a single realist, a single realist argument or give a reason as to why any of the arguments they cannot name fail.

Imagine a similar scenario:

1. I claim the tallest mountain in the world is Ben Nevis.
2. When asked why I think other mountains aren't taller, I am unable to name a single mountain, or any mountain's height. I know literally only one mountain, and I know nothing about mountaineering or physical geography.
3. It therefore looks silly to think that my claim that Ben Nevis is the tallest mountain in the world would be at all justified. Here, it also happens that my belief is false.

These positions are not strawmen. In the last week alone, I have had someone make these claims exactly as I have written them; I asked them to name a single realist, a single realist argument and then given reasons as to why that argument failed. They were unable to do so, and still saw themselves as justified. I have had another user refuse to read materials that introduce them to arguments for moral realism, but still insist that moral realism fails.

While these conversations are rare, albeit not as a rare as I would like, they reflect a more common sentiment; there is this idea that moral anti-realists don't really need to engage with realist literature. I believe this to be false: if you think that moral anti-realism is true and are epistemically responsible, then you should be able to discuss how popular arguments fail. This does not mean that you have to know every argument ever, but it does mean that in order to favour one view over another you ought to know about both views. I plan to leave those who disagree behind - if you think you are justified without being able to deal with criticisms and without research, then it is not clear to me that you are worth engaging with.

I also think these arguments show just how bad some of the anti-realist positions held here are. While I am not an anti-realist, I do think there are better anti-realist arguments than whatever this is.

It is because of this that the following post has been written with a specific goal: I want to update popular anti-realist positions to reflect what contemporary moral realists think an

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Operation Lost Trust

• This is the wiki. John Crangle was the lead man behind Operation Lost Trust. Ron Cobb, the lobbyist, played a key role. Notable are Tim Wilkes, the only Rep. charged but not convicted, and his counsel, Gedney Howe.

• Lost Trust shook state 20 years ago Post and Courier 7/4/10 -updated 10/8/16

>Drugs and booze flowed freely among a boastfully corrupt group of South Carolina lawmakers who called themselves "the Fat and Ugly Caucus."
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>They were known to cut deals in the halls of the Legislature, or after hours in hotel bars where cash and bribes helped push through favors.
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>Unknown to most of them, the FBI was watching. When the Statehouse sting known as "Operation Lost Trust" snapped shut in the summer of 1990, more than two dozen lawmakers, lobbyists and others would be caught in what participants recall as the largest legislative public corruption prosecution in U.S. history.
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>Today, 20 years later, many of those involved in the prosecution look back with pride. "It was absolutely a snake pit," said former U.S. Attorney Bart Daniel, who led the federal government's Lost Trust prosecution and now is a Charleston defense lawyer.
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>Most of the legislators back then were an honest bunch, Daniel said. "But there were a number of players who went by their own rules or no rules, and they did it with impunity. They didn't care if anyone knew. It was pretty dang close to being that out in the open."
>
>Lost Trust ended with 27 convictions or guilty pleas -- 17 of them from state legislators, one of whom had become a judge. Many of those caught spent months in federal prisons. The crackdown eventually triggered a drastic change in the state's ethics laws. Gifts that once flowed freely were cut off. Even accepting a cup of coffee from a lobbyist became illegal.
>
>The central character in the sting was lobbyist Ron Cobb of Greenville, a former lawmaker who favored cigars and expensive suits. He stood 6 feet, 5 inches tall and drove a shiny Jaguar. After he was arrested for trying to buy a kilo of cocaine, Cobb became a wired government operative who was paid to continue his role as a flashy lobbyist.
>
>As the months went by, Cobb drew lawmakers in with envelopes stuffed with hun

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "