Four Catholic women are sitting in a cafe sipping their tea, talking about their great sons. Soon it begins as a contest to see who has the best son.
The first woman proudly declares, "My son is a priest. When he
walks into a room people call him
'Father."
The second woman replies even more proudly, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room people call him 'My Grace."
The third woman thinking she wins replies, "My son is a Cardinal! When he walks into a room people say, 'My Eminence."
The fourth woman says nothing but sips her tea quietly.
The three women stare at her and then ask her what is so special about her son.
With a smug look on her face she replies, "My son is a 6' 5" muscular man, with a chiseled jaw and arms as big as pipes. And when he walks into a room all the woman say, 'Oh My God."
Can anyone please help restore and colorize this only image of my mother, grandmother, great grandmother & my great great grandmother, all captured in a single photo. Four generations of very strong, beautiful & extremely loving women.
These four women had a picture taken prior to boarding EgyptAir flight 990 on 31 October 1999. They would be among 217 passengers and crew on board to perish.
It didn’t pop spectacularly and I wish I’d had my tools handy! (We’re just super busy painting/living life, as evidenced with my wrecked manicure.) Anyway, here’s the pop. Partner isn’t a great pimple videographer, and that combined with an anticlimactic pop makes for okay content but not the best v.redd.it/o8660vxj0ek21
Top mind cites modern sex gurus such as Julius Caesar, the Chinese government, and the majestic moose to prove that there's a conspiracy to make him uncultured, forcing him to "look at men in women's clothes and dump our precious load in napkins... Feeling great shame, exhaustion and regret"
Prosecutor announces that parents of the psycho terrorist who shot up that Michigan high school are being charged with four counts of involuntary manslaughter. "Gun ownership is a right. And with that right comes great responsibility" fark.com/go/11958846/www.…
SS Great Eastern. Unlike other ships I've built, this one has no deck plans available and, maybe, four total photographs of the interior were ever taken. I don't feel the need to be historically accurate with it. What shall I do? Party ship with a concert stage? Something else? Ideas welcome! reddit.com/gallery/qh1jeh
Getting ready for the Manson/Zombie concert this weekend starting with a manicure. Haven't worn black polish in a long time and never had black applied professionally I think it turned out great
Christmas manicure, looked a lot better in my head but it's done now. Naughty List, Gold Play Button, and Everything is Pine by Holo Taco, base coat OPI natural nail base, top coat Salon Perfect Crystal clear reddit.com/gallery/rk8buh
"I have upped my karate to eight times a week. I've added boxing: lunches and on weekends. I do kickboxing three times a week. Krav Maga four times a week. An hour of meditation every morning at sunrise and again at sunset. So yeah, I'm doin' great."
TIL that the Great Stork Derby was a contest held in Toronto from 1926-1936, in which women competed to produce the most babies in order to win $750K as stipulated in the will of a wealthy lawyer. The prize ended up being split among four women who each had 9 babies. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cha…
Brick street in the ghost town on Egmont Key, Florida. That was a great visit. Only four people took the ferry to visit that day. The only person we saw after we started our hike was the park ranger.
My nail studio, prepped & ready for an acrylic client. I had to downsize my polishes for this room, down to some 500 from 1200. That hurt but it they went to a good cause; the women's shelter. I'm now volunteering at my new local women's shelter giving manicures for the lovely ladies.
Fresh gel French manicure 😊 I’m not out yet so I usually try to hide them but sometimes cashiers will notice. The women always gush about it. I try to hide them from men. They look pretty so I’m happy, and I always love to feel pampered at the nail salon. ❤️
National hiring experiments reveal 2:1 faculty preference for women on STEM tenure track. Contrary to prevailing assumptions, men and women faculty members from all four fields preferred female applicants 2:1 over identically qualified males with matching lifestyles (single, married, divorced). pnas.org/content/112/17/5…
Meet Nish and Nellie, Ohio's First Nesting Piping Plovers In 83 Years! With a full clutch of four eggs, the pair are yet another sign of the endangered species' rebound in the Great Lakes region. audubon.org/news/meet-nis…
Found this manicure set in the parking lot at work this morning, gonna be a great day!
Got my philtrum pierced yesterday and I’m obsessed. Was super nervous because I’ve had lip piercings before and they got really swollen within four hours because the studs were to short and not sterilized well. This guy did a great job and eased my anxiety so well🖤
When you're stoned and you're waiting for your manicure to dry and you think it would be a great idea to finally take that polish off your toes while you wait and then you remember why it was an awful idea.
2 months of calm hands and willpower. Here's what it looks like (spoiler: still not all that great). Is it time for a manicure? imgur.com/a/YIAgD
Nothing like a fresh natural manicure outside on a fall day. No color but I do have on nail aid collagen nail builder and it gives a great natural look/feel! Got plenty of compliments today which felt great as well!
that's a great manicure, I ain't lion . . . what say you, bartholemeow?
Advertising agency created a touch-sensitive dress that tracked how often—and with what degree of intensity—women in Brazil were groped on an average night out. They sent three women to a party wearing it. In just under four hours, the women were touched a combined 157 times. qz.com/quartzy/1477709/og…
Many women are abused during childbirth - New research shows that more than a third of women in four low and middle-income countries are being mistreated when giving birth in health facilities. The highest risk of physical and verbal abuse being between 30 mins of birth until 15 mins after birth. pursuit.unimelb.edu.au/ar…
Four months no picking or biting! Reward - treated myself to a gel manicure
[Schefter] Panthers officially reached agreement tonight on a five-year deal with former Seahawks VP Scott Fitterer as their GM. “We went through a thorough process and it was a great final four,” said Panthers’ owner David Tepper. “We thought Scott was the best fit for the organization.” twitter.com/AdamSchefter/…
1 week post-op with Dr. Kyle Belek in San Rafael, CA. Still some swelling but that'll go down within a couple weeks. Still have to wear a compression binder for another 3 weeks 😭 but oh well. The 2 women I saw in my appt today said everything looks great and I have to agree! reddit.com/gallery/o1ecbv
The four horsemen(and women) of mad cute😼 reddit.com/gallery/pr56qy
New research shows that pre-existing diabetes in pregnant women greatly increases the risk of death of their unborn fetus by around four-and-a-half times compared with pregnant women without diabetes, and also almost doubles the risk of death of infants after birth eurekalert.org/pub_releas…
TIL: The Four Great Beauties are four ancient Chinese women, renowned for their beauty who gained their reputation from the influence they exercised over kings and emperors and, consequently, the way their actions impacted Chinese history. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fou…
[IFF] Four generations of women - Los Angeles, 1927, my grandmother (baby), her mother, grandmother and great grandmother.
[Celica GT-Four] I’m not sure if it’s legit… but it’s a great replica if it isn’t.
I had a great day and I love this manicure! [Show and Tell]
TIL 33% of women in Nigeria reported that their husbands have more than one wife; polygamy is recognised and regulated by the civil law that allows a man to marry up to four women under certain conditions west-africa-brief.org/con…
