Did you know people are born with four kidneys?
It's just that when they grow up, two of them turn into adult knees.
OMG, the commute home was awful last night! Ya see, a tractor trailer carry laundry detergent crashed and spilled detergent all over all four lanes...
Traffic was Tide up for hours.
Out of the four elements, why was Water not invited to the party?
Because only Earth, Wind, and Fire know how to groove.
The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best. Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful. And Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!"
Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"
Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtedly the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that. What about you autumn, what do you have to offer?"
Autumn leaves
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has four men but doesn’t sing?
Mount Rushmore.
This joke was probably posted before, but Happy Fourth of July! 🇺🇸
What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
Did you hear about the impossible IQ test with the question: BLANK, Pentagon Two, Hexagon Three, Heptagon Four?
Everyone had to keep going back to Square One
What do you call a Turk with four legs?
Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments?
What do you call a Jedi with four eyes?
Why did it take four men to change the lightbulb?
Because many hands make light work.
Changing a dollar bill to quarters by cutting it into four pieces
My four year old told me he wanted to put his baby sisters diapers in the mailbox.
I told him that he’d go straight to jail. For mail pampering.
Four for the price of one
What had four letters,
Occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters but never has five letters
I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop in your pants, but he’s not buying it. In fact...
He’s still making fun of me...
What is grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?
A wolf...
I just added the cement to make it hard.
Fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels
I said I was sad to have to go back to work on Monday after a long break. My four year old without missing a beat said...
Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.
I was so proud.
What organ in your body enlarges four times when you are excited?
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
What has four legs and goes “oom, oom”?
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
Why did the clock go back four seconds?
What has four letters?
That’s all. I was just letting you know.
In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
I saw a picture of a dog that had four prosthetic legs.
Every summer I get bit by one thousand and twenty four bugs.
My wife told me to get over it cause it was just one byte.
The commute home was awful last night! A tractor trailer that carried laundry detergent crashed and spilled detergent all over all four lanes...
Traffic was Tide up for hours.
What rock group consists of four guys that don't sing?
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck.
Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?
Never iron your four leaf clover.
You don't want to press your luck.
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...
Poison IV just made you itchy.
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?
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