Forget it! Puns

A list of puns related to "Forget it!"

Yes don't forget to take it.
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👤︎ u/whiskey_risky
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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Why did the limping Donkey cross the road ?...Ahh forget it.

.. Sorry for such a lame Ass joke.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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This might be hard to get, but a Man walks into a tavern and..ahh forget it.

Too much of an Inn joke.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.

It's called Parking Son's disease.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

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👤︎ u/unlucky_genius
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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I hate it when I forget to turn off the toaster

I guess you can say I'm black toast intolerant

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👤︎ u/Jagerjj
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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What do you call it when you forget where you put the bacon?

Hamnesia

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👤︎ u/Edgar-Allan-Post
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebook’s messenger is probably the worst.
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👤︎ u/obaidraf
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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What do you call it when the Indian restaurant forgets your bread?

It’s a naan issue.

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👤︎ u/gaudiocomplex
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.

He has such a huge Eggo.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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Everyday I like to take a little bit of time just kind of set it aside and forget about it

That way by the end of the year I'll have a few days to myself

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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Every day I like to take a little bit of time,kinda set it aside,and forget about it...

That way,by the end of the year,I'll have a few days to myself.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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I just told my dad I’m going to take a shower, he says “don’t forget to put it back when you’re done.”
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👤︎ u/alyssanicole211
📅︎ Mar 04 2018
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Fellow Dads, don’t forget that it’s best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year

We all know there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise

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👤︎ u/Purgid
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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I hate it when Elon Musk forgets to wear deodorant and all you can smell is Elon's musk
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👤︎ u/Hiralis
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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My Dad got me with this one a few years back and I'll never forget it

Dad: Hey did you hear that famous actress was murdered yesterday?!

Me: No way which one??

Dad: Uhhh, Reese...Reese...Reese...

Me: Reese Witherspoon?!?

Dad: No with a knife!!!!!!

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👤︎ u/jefffbone
📅︎ Jan 07 2015
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True sign of a dad joke: 20 years later you still can't forget it!

A friend was telling my dad about the new disaster movie Twister. >Friend: "The special effects are so amazing. They actually showed a cow flying across the screen."

>My Dad: "Oh, pasteurize (Past your eyes)?"

Long time ago, but hard to forget!

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👤︎ u/TravellingMatt
📅︎ May 28 2015
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Every day I like to take a little time,just kinda set it aside,and forget about it.

That way,by the end of the year,I'll have a few days to myself!

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.

It is called Parking Son's disease.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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