A list of puns related to "Forehead lift"
Not exactly a dadjoke, but she learned from the best.
So, it was last sunday and we did a family trip to the zoo with the whole family. Now our kids are 3 1/2 and 1/2 and we named them after strong animals, think "Leoni" (the Lioness) and "Falc" (the Falcon), not exactly those names, but you get the gist. We decided about our daughter's name about 4 years ago.
While we were standing at the entrance queue, my wife gently stroked our daughter's hair, lifted up our son, placing a kiss on his forehead, looked at me smiling and said:
"I have been waiting for this so long!"
"Uhm, to stand in line at the zoo?"
"No, honey, to .... take our zoo to the zoo!"
*groan*
Me: "Hey Chris, what you up to?"
Chris: (Lifts his hand up to above his forehead) "About here"
Her: You should workout your arms so they can be bigger.
Me: I'm already big, I can lift 2 of you no problem. It would be almost impossible to make them bigger.
Her: You can make them bigger if you put your mind to it.
Me: *Proceed to put my forehead on one of my biceps..."Is it working?"
Her: ...
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