21 Hilarious Food Day Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What is the best day to cook food?

FRYday

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👤︎ u/Embarrassed-Cancel-8

📅︎ Apr 21 2021

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Diet Diary, Day one : Have just removed all the fattening food from the House..

..and it was so delicious.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2

📅︎ Sep 19 2020

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My 9 month pregnant wife is ready to have our child any day now, but they just won’t come. She’s tried everything she can at this point. Sex, walking, dancing, spicy foods, etc... So when I asked her what I could do to help she said “any means necessary.”

To which I replied “No it doesn’t.”

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👤︎ u/FreshStartGo

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...

I couldn't a-fjord it.

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👤︎ u/nonononer

📅︎ Aug 13 2020

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I eat healthy food 6 days a week

I only eat greasy food on Fryday

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👤︎ u/Slymood

📅︎ Oct 19 2020

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A rabbit used to come up to my front yard every day for food, but hasn’t shown up in a week.

Now it’s just some bunny I used to know.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 11 2019

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Which day of the week is for preparing battered food?

Fry-day

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👤︎ u/kishenoy

📅︎ Feb 06 2020

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He got food poisoning on the first day of his Germany trip...

...he was having the wurst week.

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👤︎ u/halfburntcookie

📅︎ Jul 06 2018

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I went to a pirate conference the other day but they refused to serve food to any of the parrots…

It was a polynomial function

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👤︎ u/jeremywarne

📅︎ Oct 14 2019

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I've never met this person IRL but every time I post a food picture, he adds a related pun and it always brightens my day.

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👤︎ u/BushyEyes

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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I went for chinese food the other day, they got my order wrong and forgot my dumplings, but I got extra wontons for free.

You dim sum, you lose some.

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👤︎ u/elSnorkden

📅︎ Feb 11 2019

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Spent all day rinsing several palates of damaged Coca-Cola cans at the food bank today. The stuff at the bottom was ... gross. At home mom asked what we did.

We sorted sorta sordid sodas.

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👤︎ u/welloveramillion

📅︎ Jun 23 2019

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I went to a restaurant with two friends the other day one of them ordered a rare steak and the other asked for a medium rare steak. When we got our food they had each other's steaks,

I then instinctively yelled "I guess this was just a big 'mistake'"

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👤︎ u/GriffinGelz

📅︎ Jul 06 2019

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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring the other day.

The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

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👤︎ u/one-last-hero

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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7 days without food

Makes one weak

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👤︎ u/mvg12

📅︎ Aug 28 2018

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I wish I could eat my favorite food every day...

But there’s only one Friday.

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👤︎ u/GilbyGrace

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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So I was trying to think up a witty pun one day. Anyway, Indian food.

How's that for a Naan Sequitur?

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👤︎ u/Fear_N_Whiskey

📅︎ Jan 10 2016

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My sister brought home some Chinese food the other day...

I asked her what she got and she told me ginger beef. Ginger beef? I don't think I've ever seen an orange cow before.

Edit: wording

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👤︎ u/Crocadillapus

📅︎ Feb 02 2019

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My friend had Chinese food the other day..

He said “meh.. It was General Tso-Tso..”

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👤︎ u/orkenbjorken

📅︎ Aug 06 2018

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After spending the day eating vegetarian food

I falafel

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87

📅︎ Mar 01 2017

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Food truck server got me the other day.

Buying from a food truck, so I'd made sure to get cash in case it was cash-only. However, I noticed they had a square plugged into an iPad.

"For future reference, I guess you guys take cards?"

"Yeah, and we give them back, too!"

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👤︎ u/ghostelephant

📅︎ Aug 16 2016

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