Time flys like an arrow.
Fruit flies like bananas!
As told by a 4 year old... What has 4 wheels and flies?
A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"
My family wanted me to fly out for the holidays. I told them I couldn't because I was banned by all airlines. When my family asked "why". I looked them dead in the eyes and told them the truth- It's because....
Flys are carriers of deadly diseases
So make sure you always zip yours up
What is the difference between a bird and a fly?
A Bird can Fly, but a Fly cannot Bird.
Told by my 6 year old who was really proud about making it.
A funeral procession is going up a steep hill when the door of the Hearst flies open
The casket falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the dead guy says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"
Just got diagnosed with COVID today - I'll be ok, but it reminded me of this joke.
What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly? Stationary.
Why can't penguins fly? (One from my 8 year old neighbour)
Because they're made of chocolate!
What type of yogurt can fly?
Plain yogurt
(from my 6 year old...who prefers strawberry instead of plain yogurt)
When birds fly in a "V" formation, why is one side of the "V" longer than the other?
Because there are more birds on that side
Time flies
You can't. They fly too fast.
What type of bagel flies?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Why do birds fly South for winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
What's a fly without its wings?
What happens when a joke flies over your head?
What do you call a mermaid that can fly?
What does Santa call reindeer that can’t fly,
A fly is buzzing around when he feels something bite his back.
Fly: "Ouch! Did someone just bite me!?"
A small voice chuckles
Fly: "You must be pretty small to fit on my back. What are you, a mite?"
Mite: "Yeah as in I MIGHT bite you again hehehe."
Fly: "...... That pun was terrible."
Mite: "What can I say? I came up with it on the fly."
What do you call a dead fly.
When commercial flights first became a thing, they would only fly at less than 5000 feet. Nowadays, we cruise at 33000+
We're really on a higher plane
Why can’t a penguin fly
Cause it’s a chocolate biscuit
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day....
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck…… which is where most people want my dad jokes to go to
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom..
I bought a small tube of toothpaste because the packaging said I could fly with it
But my broken neck and hospital bill says otherwise
why does Peter Pan always fly?
Anyone here know why birds fly south?
Because it's a lot easier than walking that's for sure
What do you call flies from France?
What has four wheels and flies?
Time flies like an arrow
fruit flies like a banana
What has four wheels and flies?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Ever notice when birds fly in a V formation, one side is longer than others?
This is because there are more birds on that side.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if the flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
What do you call a fly with no wings
If seagulls fly over the sea.
Do bagels fly over the bay?
What do you call a fly with no legs?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
Time flys like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
Why do seagulls fly across the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we would have called them bagels.
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