Flash (Barry Allen) Puns

A list of puns related to "Flash (Barry Allen)"

I said I love the Reverse Flash on Barry Allen's subreddit

I received the fastest ban alive.

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👤︎ u/ebatm3
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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I got kicked out of the museum for taking a picture of barry allen

Apparently they have a no flash photography rule

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👤︎ u/Spiderkc
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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My Dad went out with a couple of guys called Barry Allen the other night.

He said it turned into a flash mob.

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👤︎ u/SeaDragonWhisperer
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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My girlfriend loves me, I swear.

We've been watching the Flash, which is awful TV at its finest. You'd expect anyone to watch this to enjoy some good punnery, but that's not the case. I texted this to my girlfriend and got a condescending "Oh, honey..." in response.

My text: "If someone sculpted Barry Allen out of clay, you could call him Adobe Flash."

I swear she loves me but I don't always know why.

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👤︎ u/poorloko
📅︎ Sep 28 2016
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