From my 8 year old - what do you get when you put a ginger ale on a stick?
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︎ Dec 31 2021
Ginger ale
If Justin Trudeau drinks ginger ale, do the people cry, "He's drinking Canada Dry?"
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︎ Oct 28 2021
Thieves have stolen 20 crates of Red Bull from my local shop...
I don't know how these people sleep at night
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︎ Nov 05 2021
What country are Ned Flandersβ relatives from?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Dec 19 2021
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
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︎ Jan 03 2022
Why did the doctor carry a red marker with him?
In case he had to draw blood.
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︎ Dec 02 2021
Whatβs red and bad for your teeth?
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︎ Oct 16 2021
To the thief who stole my entire supply of Red Bull
How do you sleep at night?
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︎ Nov 14 2021
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said "It's going to rain."
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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︎ Dec 16 2021
My daughter's skin is all red and bumpy, but I'm not sure how to treat it.
I don't want to make a rash decision.
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︎ Jan 02 2022
Just don't wear red....
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︎ Oct 02 2021
What do you call a reindeer without a red nose?
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︎ Dec 05 2021
What are the odds of finding a red watermelon?
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︎ Jan 08 2022
What's the worlds largest ant?
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︎ Dec 27 2021
If a red house is made out of red wood, a black house is made out of black wood, and a brown house is made out of brown wood, what is a green house made of?
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︎ Nov 04 2021
Why did the cranberries turn red?
>!bc they saw the turkey dressing!<
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︎ Nov 18 2021
Why did the chicken have red spots all over it?
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︎ Jan 09 2022
What is red and white ?
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︎ Dec 16 2021
What's small, red and whispers?
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︎ Oct 27 2021
My baker is a red head...
...he's a ginger bread-man.
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︎ Dec 11 2021
Rudolph the Red, a Viking clansman, once told his wife thereβs a fierce rainstorm headed their way.
βBut how do you know, Rudy?β
βRudolph the Red knows rain, dear.β
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︎ Dec 23 2021
A person that has red hairβ¦
Does everything gingerly.
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︎ Dec 27 2021
A farmer took his prized hog to the veterinarian after noticing a red lump near its eye
βThis looks like a pig stye,β the vet said
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︎ Nov 11 2021
Watch out for the police
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︎ Nov 02 2021
I had an interview at Red Robin
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︎ Dec 03 2021
What do you call a red comma?
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︎ Dec 10 2021
We should have been able to predict the fall of the Soviet Union a lot sooner.
There were a lot of red flags.
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︎ Dec 19 2021
My report card is like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
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︎ Dec 01 2021
How do you measure a red hot chilli pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Jun 09 2021
What's red and white and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
I got unmatched for this joke.
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︎ Aug 03 2021
Someone stole a box of Red Bulls off my porch.
I donβt know how they sleep at night.
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︎ Nov 26 2021
What do Zombies think when they see someone with a red hat and no mask?
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︎ Oct 01 2021
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︎ Jul 22 2021
Help!
Iβm sorry if this is against the rules, but Iβm planning a Bowie themed dinner for my husbands birthday. The best I can come up with is Major Tom yum soup and Hashes to Hashes and maybe Diamond Hot Dogs.
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︎ Jan 08 2022
What condiment in the fridge is red, but contains no tomatoes?
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︎ Sep 13 2021
Breaking news: A red ship and a blue ship have collided in the Caribbean...
apparently, the survivors are marooned.
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︎ Nov 07 2021
Why are the cranberries red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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︎ Nov 26 2021
Whatβs blue and tastes like red paint?
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︎ Nov 12 2021
What's red and bad for your teeth?
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︎ Oct 12 2021
One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window...
He said to his wife "It's going to rain."
His wife looks at him and says "What? How do you know?"
He then proceeds to look his wife dead in the eyes and exclaims: "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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︎ Aug 18 2021
What is red and bad for your teeth?
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︎ Nov 29 2021
Whatβs red and bad for your teeth
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︎ Sep 07 2021
How do you find out how heavy a Red Hot Chili Pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Aug 24 2021
Why did the doctor carry a red marker with him?
In case he had to draw blood.
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︎ Nov 16 2021
What's red and harms the teeth?
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︎ Oct 13 2021
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
All the sailors were marooned
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︎ Oct 26 2021
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