A list of puns related to "Flammekueche"
It was my favorite restaurant of all time, so I was very upset to find out that La Tarte Flambee closed down - especially since it was so affordable unlike most places.
ETA: preferably in manhattan
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Edit du 11/10 18h20 : ce meetup a manifestement du succès, vous êtes une quinzaine à avoir répondu et nous serons plus probablement une 20aine. Merci à tous, je ne vais pas tarder à clôturer le calendrier / inscriptions.
Nous partons donc sur la date du 24 octobre.
Le Bieristan ne prenant aucune réservation, et le déplacement des tables étant peu recommandé (voire très mal vu) en intérieur, 3 choses importantes à avoir en tête :
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Bien le bonjour chez amis lyonnais et non lyonnais, on n'est pas sectaires.
L'idée d'un meetup mêlant dégustation de bières et de flammekueches (plus particulièrement celle au fromage qui tue, nom de code : Gex Bomb) nous est venue comme une illumination, aussi lance-je donc dans la foulée le thread sur Reddit pour proposer à tous ceux qui le souhaitent de rejoindre cette rencontre simple et festive !
Merci d'indiquer vos disponibilités auprès de notre maître à tous, j'ai nommé Doodle :
https://doodle.com/poll/annifrz3z4nksfuf
PS: On est tous super sympa et on accueille toujours avec grand plaisir des nouveaux redditeurs aux meetups !
PPS: English speakers welcome!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
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