I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.

I guess I just didn't get the connection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Creepeer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Fidelity just announced a retirement plan for Rock β€˜n Rollers

It’s called the David Lee Roth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demaionewton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I once finished runner-up in a Fidel Castro look-a-like contest.

Close, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehIrishSoap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht?

A dictatorship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dane_Axe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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My theory as to why USA and Cuba had their dispute was because of oil. Evidence you say. I just found Fidels Castrol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roso_124588
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Which dictator has the greatest passion for food?

Fidel Gastro.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blan_Uator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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On the burial plans for Fidel Castro

I ask my girlfriend, "Do you think Castro will be cremated or buried?"

She says, "I couldn't care less why what do you think?"

I reply, "Probably cremated, people love to smoke Cubans."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subbbie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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I'm an audiophile and my gf wanted to try polyamory.

I said nah. Fidelity is important to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luxxanoir
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do you call a communist violin?

The second Fidel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandorianDroniad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Pets, puns and dictators

Help wanted from r/puns!

I am planning to make my girlfriend a picture calendar for 2015 of some dog/ cat based puns of famous dictators. I'm running short of ideas, and so am turning to Reddit, given their penchant for all things pets and puns.

My ideas so far:

Adolf Kitler

Chairman miaow

Kitty Amin

Ho chi(huahua) Min

Robert Pugabi

Colonel Catdafi

Saddam Hussaint Bernard

Benito Pussolini

Fidel Catstro

I'm looking to Reddit's collective pun power to generate some more ideas. Help me punslingers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddallthat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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This ain't my first Rodeo...

https://i.imgur.com/kAHzii0_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeNppa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Where do terrorists go to store their money?

In Fidelity Bank! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theyoungmathprof
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2015
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2016 got me down...

...down Fidel count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuitGuySmitti
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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