A list of puns related to "Fergus, Ontario"
Hey guys,
I'm looking for a float plane pilot that would charter people to my camp on the French River in Ontario from the Orangeville/Guelph/Waterloo areas. Anybody have any leads or suggestions?
Morning coffee lovers, I was visiting Elora for a music festival this weekend, and while trying to find some decent coffee I stumbled into The Vault Coffee & Espresso Bar in Fergus. Not only was this old building the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, but they make a mean pour-over coffee. We went there 3/3 days because it was so good. If you're planning to visit Fergus and want a fantastic cup of joe, check them out people!
also looking for mods https://www.reddit.com/r/FergusOntario/
i went but i don't play. but i have to say that it was the most insane party that i have been to. ever.
Iβm the last person to throw out a race card to be honest, but Ive noticed a pattern the past 2 weeks, and itβs kinda sad. I tried to brush it off initially but it seems like itβs kind of a prevalent thing in my opinion.
So, the past 2 weeks, Iβve decided to visit towns/ smaller cities in Ontario. Ive been to Paris, Collingwood, Simcoe, Grimsby, Fergus, Niagara on the Lake, and couple others. Itβs usually day trips and I take my camera with me to take pictures and record.
Anyways, I noticed certain subtle behaviour from people that seemed odd at first, but looking back, it was probably them being discriminatory or prejudiced. Certain things like checking my receipt as I leave the store when people ahead of me and behind freely walked in and out. Rude cold shoulder when I ask for things like directions. Being told a restaurant or cafe doesnβt have capacity but I see people come in couple minutes after even though I see no reservation list or reserved tables.
Or typical questions like where Iβm from even though I told them I was born here. The good ole βno no, where are you REALLY from?β I also had people ask me questions like how I bought my car and even made jokes that I made it with quick cash or selling weed as one dude βjokinglyβ said.
I let most of it go cause Iβm usually a laidback dude and just assume people like that are having a bad day. But today was blatant racism I faced and it honestly made me wanna just never leave Toronto. I was walking in Collingwood, and Iβm leaving a mall/centre, and this old dude is walking in. I move slightly to the left to let him pass but he goes out of his way to shoulder nudge me. It wasnβt light either. I got kinda annoyed and kissed my teeth loudly and this guy yells βWhat did you say!β
Iβm a pretty tall guy. Around 6β4, so Iβm not usually physically intimidated by most people. This dude came close to my face, pulls his mask down and starts saying βwhat did you say?! Say it again you bitch.β
Iβm shocked at this point and itβs kind of causing a scene, so I feel embarrassed. So I walk away and this douche says βYaa thought so. Run away just like your parents when they left your country for here. Be grateful we provide for you scum.β
When I heard that, I was in complete shock. That was the first time Iβve ever experienced blatant racism like that. I wish I could say that I said something cool and witty back but I just kinda stared at the guy cause like I saidβ¦ I was truly shocked. Then the worst part of i
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I am moving to Fergus Ontario which is out of the reach of Freedom's coverage. When I am there I am unable to text (as they always try to imessage) and I cannot use data. On the phone it says "Nationwide" sometimes, and I think "LTE" sometimes, but data doesnt work. I just talked to Freedom and they said there is no way to use other networks for data when I asked if it was possible to add "Nationwide" data to my phone. Is my only option to eat the cost and buy out my contract? (I needed a phone when I started this plan so this option is expensive if I switch networks)
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
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