Faked death Puns

A list of puns related to "Faked death"

I'm not scared by bees, but I am deathly afraid of fake bees like wasps and yellowjackets.

You might say I have a faux-bee-aahhhh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erebus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you call it when a palm tree fakes it's death?

Insurance frond

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisfch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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Not your typical dad joke

After my friend had a death in the family I went to my dad and told him that I loved him. He said "aw don't worry about me bud" then made fake choking sounds and proceeded to lay down on the floor silently..
Okay dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielj32
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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