FZ Puns

A list of puns related to "FZ"

My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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👤︎ u/Einstine1984
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Dad died 17 years ago, but mom takes on the responsibility

http://imgur.com/48pSnFZ

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👤︎ u/queerdeviant
📅︎ Nov 10 2016
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Anyone know why my post was removed?

http://imgur.com/a/fzsMq

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👤︎ u/PhantasmagoricWorld
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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I really don't understand the appeal of this popular new game everyone is talking about

if you haven't heard of it, it's called 'Pokemango'

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👤︎ u/Agaeris
📅︎ Jul 25 2016
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Can we take a moment to appreciate a father of dad jokes.

Tim Vine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws

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👤︎ u/Ociden
📅︎ Mar 13 2015
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Tim Vine is a standup comedian that tells almost exclusively dad jokes.

If you'd like to watch a video of him, here's one, or you could watch him on youtube.

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👤︎ u/DulceyDooner
📅︎ Mar 28 2014
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I removed his post.

http://m.imgur.com/a/fzsMq

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👤︎ u/NewNoise775
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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Ten solid minutes of dad jokes courtesy of the great Tim Vine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws

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👤︎ u/mr-tibbs
📅︎ Nov 20 2014
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the king of dad jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws

he is a shining example to us all

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👤︎ u/FLAKSDFJ
📅︎ Dec 17 2014
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