Redhead Jack

You remember the story of Jack and the Beanstock? Imagine if Jack had red hair.

Hints:

Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

This one is a bit dark.

Ok, too subtle perhaps:

>!Outside of the U.S., red heads are generally called "gingers". Thus, redhead Jack is a ginger, and if the giant makes his bread from Jack's bones, he has made bread out of a ginger, which makes it...!<

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👤︎ u/LordRybec
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

Feefiphobia.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
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Letters ueue in Queue are not silent

They are waiting for their turn.

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It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!

And have a great Fall!

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What kind of bees drop things?

Fum-ble bees.

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I was Diagnosed with chronic fear of Giants

FeeFiphobia

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