Where would you live if you were over 6 ft:

Utah....... Dad jokes!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GawdFro
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 13 2022
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Woman stops 12 ft gator with .22 pistol!

"Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water. It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. "If I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jag730
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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American torque: 60 ft-lbs. English torque: 82 Nโ€ขm

German torque: Gรผtentite.

Russian torque: ะ‘Rะคาœิะคำบำบ!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sirgunsalot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 30 2021
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The guy at the hardware store tried to sell me a 500 ft spool of rope for $2, but I refused.

I hate long good buys.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Did you hear about the bouncy castle with a size of 10,000 Sq ft area?

The entry is quite expensive, mostly due to inflation.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/signedformemesonly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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When Lord Nelson died he was 5 ft tall

His statue is 15 ft tall. Thatโ€™s Horatio of 3:1

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bishcraft1979
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?

A centipede

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iwfabrication
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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No one has had a vinyl bigger than 8 ft.

Thatโ€™s the record!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GDGameplayer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Bad one but an effort was made though,And for the fact police,I know he was 6 ft
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Azreal_47
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Being 6 ft apart while using urinals

Is considered social pisstancing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/flippantteacup
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Finally got one that I remembered to post! LT/FT

GF: "I went shopping for bras (again). I think I have an addiction."

Me: "So...does that mean that you need to join a SUPPORT group?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FuriousRod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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What to you call a snake that's 3.14 ft long?

A ฯ€-thon!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/squshy_puff
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?

A centipede

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/90eight
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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The hardware store guy offered to sell me a 50 ft spool of rope for $2, but I refused.

I hate long good buys.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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The hardware store was selling a 50 ft. rope for $2, but I decided to pass.

I hate long good buys.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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The hardware store guy offered to sell me a 50 ft rope for $2. I refused.

I hate long good buys.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Lord Nelson was about 5 ft 6 inches, and his statue measures 17 ft 4.

Thatโ€™s Horatio of about 3 to 1.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bomtarnes
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