One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Froot Loops

but toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I heard that the Cap’n Crunch guy pranked the Froot Loops guy.

It’s ok, Toucan play that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shartnado3
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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A guy goes to his school dance...

...He could hear from the music and the roar of all the people, it sounded like it was going to be a lot of fun so he got in line to buy a ticket. Once inside he ran into Sally, whom he'd had a massive crush on since grade 3, seven long years ago. They danced up a storm all night, and he felt like tonight was going to "end well". 10 or 15 songs later they had worked up quite a thirst. They meandered over to the drink table and asked the guy in front of them if this was the line to get a drink, and he replied "That's right, this is the punchline".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianGuy116
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2013
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Why is it more fun to play checkers with Froot Loops for pieces?

Because toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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