Where do sick boats go to get better?
To the dock.
Heard it this morning on the Irish classic fm. Loved it!
Why couples would like to go to Gym together?
Because their relationship doesn’t WORK OUT
(Get this from KISS FM 101.1)
My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
Lucifer, the gorgeous fallen angel. [X-post /r/tumblr]
http://i.imgur.com/fmGslhx.jpg
Got my flatmate at breakfast
FM: Damn, my last two eggs. I keep seeming to go through them quicker and quicker.
Me: Would you say you're being eggsponetial?
Needless to say, I didn't get a hot breakfast.
