Taken off laugh support due to coffin fits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GentlemanJorge
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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When asking for best pickup-lines on Tinder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaypluto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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The Struggle is Real
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nedybonz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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This baby can do 0 to 60 in 720 months.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Where do sick boats go to get better?

To the dock.

Heard it this morning on the Irish classic fm. Loved it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jean_bono178
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Why couples would like to go to Gym together?

Because their relationship doesn’t WORK OUT

(Get this from KISS FM 101.1)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marigold_BR1224
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My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiacTD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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Lucifer, the gorgeous fallen angel. [X-post /r/tumblr]

http://i.imgur.com/fmGslhx.jpg

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Got my flatmate at breakfast

FM: Damn, my last two eggs. I keep seeming to go through them quicker and quicker.

Me: Would you say you're being eggsponetial?

Needless to say, I didn't get a hot breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liquidbambam93
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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