They sure do love their old bae.
Itβs just biological.
No taste.
Who let the docx. out?
(This is my friend's joke)
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
but my wives are from Utah.
"Yeah I asked my son to post my bale."
I think it's a huge setup.
FIL quips "I wonder what she's up to."
His name is Z.T.
-A joke told by my dad when I was on the phone with him this weekend.
Minneapolis
"Young lady, you need to pay attention. Get your head out of the cloud."
I'm not sure if it was intentional or not. I'm guessing not, given what I know about the Missus, it most likely wasn't.
It's all about finding exes.
(Background: at this point in time my family had chickens on the property and my husband liked them.)
Husband: *playing with chickens*
Me: Honey, how many times do I have to tell you to not play with your food? *smiles sheepishly*
Husband: (hubby.exe processing) we are so getting married.
Picking up my 6 year old son from my exes parent's house, he asks why he couldn't stay with them tonight. I tell him I'm hungry and I'm going to have a few bites of him.
Son: (whining) I don't wanna get ate.
Son's grandma: You won't get ate(8) you've got two more years!
He smiles and I die a little inside because I missed my moment to shine.
