Excavate Puns

A list of puns related to "Excavate"

I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.

Turned out to be quite the shin dig.

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👤︎ u/tenglempls
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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There were no mines in Soviet Russia

They were called ours

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👤︎ u/hessim20
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Did you hear about the situation in which a black, 17 year old excavator robbed a small convenience store?

It was a minor minority minor miner notoriety.

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👤︎ u/dishwasherfetus
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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Mop bucket, excavator bucket, crusher bucket, wooden bucket, leather fire buckets...

This is my bucket list.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Did you hear about the 500 pound man that they had to bury with a backhoe?

It was a huge undertaking.

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Feb 12 2017
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I had to leave my job excavating tunnels

It was boring

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👤︎ u/confibulator
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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I just finished my first day of excavation training.

So far I'm really diggin' it.

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👤︎ u/kcj_r
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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Did you hear the one about the guy who quit his job as a tunnel excavator?

He thought the work was boring.

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👤︎ u/SugarBear4Real
📅︎ Dec 17 2014
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Why did the archaeologist told his colleagues to stay back at the excavation and hope for the best?

Because there were remains to be seen.

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👤︎ u/Sgrogee
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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I recently came across this ground breaking technology

jackhammer

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👤︎ u/rplusg
📅︎ Jun 30 2016
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What's the difference between a backhoe and 2 Star Wars enthusiasts wearing the same costume?

One's an excavator and the other is an extra Vader.

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👤︎ u/GeeZeR_FroG
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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