Completely crazy and terrible but it was a huge hit(one of Eastwood's biggest hits) and had a sequel. Need a Clint Eastwood movie on this show.
So my Cat, Cairo, has an interesting approach when he wants attention. If I am on sofa he will come in from the left(or right.) If I ignore him or push him away he will then approach from the opposite side. Still l, if I don’t want him on my lap he will then approach from the back of the sofa, coming over my shoulder. Finally if none of these approaches work he will sit next to me and outstretch one paw and place it on my leg.
[I'm back! I'm sorry for being MIA for the past couple weeks. I've finally got back to writing again, and now I'm going to start reading all the wonderful posts that I have been missing.]
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“Welcome to your new home.” Kami stood majestic on the prow of their small ship as it sailed across the crystal blue waters toward their destination.
Shax looked around, her violet eyes squinting with confusion. “But it’s just a bunch of rocks.”
Indeed, they were heading towards a cluster of 100 or so rocks, spread out over a space of some 1000 square meters. Some were low and flat, barely visible above the water, while others were large and jagged, thrusting upwards. But there was nothing here that looked inhabitable.
“Came now, Shaxi,” said Kami. “You can do better than that, I’m sure.”
So Shax stepped forward, staring more deeply into the rocks, probing their shape. Now that she looked more closely, there was something odd. The air seemed to ripple just slightly in front of them. The rocks caught the sunlight at a slightly off angle. And then, she saw the cluster of rocks disappear. In its place their rose an island. A whole island, covered in sloping green hills, dense with jungle trees. Their boat eased to rest just off a white sandy beach.
“It’s beautiful!” shouted Shax, hopping off the ship and splashing through the water, soft sand squishing between her toes.
Kami laughed, gliding off the boat down onto the beach. Then there was a kerploosh behind her as her black and crimson fox Shakti jumped into the ocean and went bounding after her. Soon, they were all together, standing at the mouth of a pathway that led deep into the jungle. But as they took a few steps into it, the shadows before them began to shift. Shax caught sight of a moth fluttering overhead, and then the shadows molded themselves into a shape. The shape of a woman, perhaps. In another moment, a tall Orc was standing in front of them, dressed in a sheer black robe. Her red hair fell into dreadlocks and her sharp teeth glinted at them as she smiled.
“Zevra!” Kami cried out.
She rushed toward the Orc and wrapped her into an embrace. The Orc responded in kind, lifting her up off the ground. Kami’s legs wrapped around her and they locked in a frenzied, passionate kiss. Shax smiled to look at it. She had seen Kami and the Captain engaged in a similar way many times, and this was usually the part where she opted to join in. Seeing this as no exception, she approached
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