Archimedes took a bath and then said "Eureka!"

When I smell myself, I say "You reek-a!" and then take a bath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Babamots
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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How did the Italian wife tell her husband he needed a bath?

Eureka!

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My lab partner invented a device that will steal other people’s ideas and then delete it from their memory.

Why didn’t I think of that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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I know it's boring to shop for vacuum cleaners, son, but remember, the Beach Boys had the same difficulty while deciding on a brand for their own personal vacuum cleaner. I can remember their words now...

"A Roomba? Makita? Ooooh! I want Eureka!"

He avoided me for the rest of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someauthor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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my proudest moment

Last week, I took my friends to my parents house at the beach for a couple days for fun vacation times. One of my friends bought a box of cheerwine krispy kreme doughnuts, but one of the tasty morsels mysteriously disappeared in the night. The day after, we discussed the culprit options. One person said "maybe it was your dad," another said "maybe it was your mom," and I said "or maybe it was one of us.." A couple seconds of silence passed, then I had the biggest pun eureka moment in which I excitedly chortled, "Man, this is a real WHODOUGHNUT!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooseyp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2011
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So my daughter brought home a pizza for dinner last night. I asked her "was this from that new place, Myreka?"

She responded "No, it's called Eureka".

I replied "That's what I said, Myreka..."

She slapped my arm a couple of times, but it was worth it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineerBill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2016
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Philosophy professor got the whole class today

Our philosophy professor is constantly making dad jokes, but this one really got me today.

He was telling a story about a man who apparently smelled quite awful, and one of the man's friends, in an attempt to tell the man about his stench, got too close and exclaimed "Eureka!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xprockox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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