Why can't the police catch Pablo Escobar?
He has the escape key in him.
There's a holographic version of Pablo Escobar touring the world he tried to sell me a G, but I declined...
I knew it would just be a hollow gram.
If Pablo Escobar was a super hero, what would his catch phrase be?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
Pablo Escobar was the leader of the Medellín Cartel.
Pablo Escobar would still be a drug kingpin today
If it weren’t for you Medellín kids.
There was a drug dealer who had conditioned his men such that whenever the clock struck 12 at midnight, they would come to him for their daily stash.
And he was known as Pavlov Escobar.
