A list of puns related to "Escapement"
I heard they went straight to the juggler
They just ransomware.
It was otter chaos.
He fell!
It was a little condescending.
"Don't know he just ransomware"
A four chin teller
Police say there is a small medium at large
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
You could say it was a well thawed out plan.
I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."
Cause it lets you speak to Task Manager
They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.
Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.
As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.
They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.
Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?
They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.
"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".
They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.
But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.
The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.
And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!
Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?
"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"
In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and
... keep reading on reddit ➡He broke out in hives.
Police tried to get it out of that area, but it was rather emuvable...
A small medium at large
I'll see myself out
The newspaper headline read ‘Small Medium at Large’.
It causes a panda-monium
A small medium at large.
but the only way out was from the roof. They got up there, before realizing they didn’t have any rope. One guy says, “Oh yeah! I’ve got a flashlight! Ill point it to the ground and you can climb down the beam.” The other guy says, “What, am I crazy? I’d get half way down and you’d turn it off!”
I guess you can say Iran from it.
Noman is an island.
It will be bursting with flavor!
It has been reported that a small medium is at large.
It wasn't up to snuff.
There was complete pandamonium
He's a small medium at large
“No idea, they just ransomware.”
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
He has the escape key in him.
All I have now is a Nico-less cage.
it was called Run DMZ.
Christian Bale
He is now a wanted Fujitive
There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.
It's a running gag.
(unless there's a touchpad)
Definitely time for a new keyboard...
He was foiled.
The headline read: “Small Medium at Large!”
Dad :Have you heard how i escaped Iraq? Son:Did you ? How dad? Dad:Iran
It’s his worst fear - hare loss.
.... it was a clear case of criminal in tent.
guess it really was a close shave.
I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.
I have to tell you, it was a little condescending.
and said "it's an escapea"
I wasn't putting on enough shifts
A small medium at large
A small medium at large!
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large!
A small medium at large
It was otter chaos.
He was a small medium at large.
She wanted the Task Manager.
A small medium at large
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large
"SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"
"No idea, they just ransomware."
A small medium at large
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large
No idea, they just ransomware.
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large
I’m sorry
Small medium at large.
A small medium at large
A small medium at large
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