I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
A few days ago, I finished my very first playthrough of Final Fantasy VII as part of a retrospective project for the franchise's 35th anniversary next year. This follows my first playthroughs of the first six installments in the franchise, my immediate thoughts on each of which can be found here:
Unlike my first playthroughs of previous titles, however, this playthrough of FF7 was something of a dry run. I played the Switch version, using only the speed up booster to blaze through any backtracking or grinding, and did not engage in much side content. This was due to my being unable to spend much time at home, but still wanting to spend time on this project in some capacity. I am currently playing through it a second time on my PS1, and this second playthrough will be much more thorough, as I plan to finish all of the side content, acquire all Limit Breaks and Ultima Weapons, etc. At the time of writing, I just finished Cosmo Canyon on this second playthrough.
So what did I think of the venerated seventh installment?
Preconceptions & Expectations
Like with FF6, this was not the first time I played FF7. FF7 was actually the very first mainline Final Fantasy that I owned or played, having acquired the original PS1 version at a flea market around 2013 or so. I had tried playing it a few times in the intervening years, first on my PS2 and later on my PS3, but the furthest I had gotten was the Chocobo Farm. I would purchase the Switch version a few months after it was ported to that system, but the furthest I would get on that version before life got in the way was the City of the Ancients.
I liked the game every time I tried playing it, but life has a habit of making it difficult to keep up with an RPG at times. I appreciated the atmosphere, aesthetics, and characters for the time I had played it. But because of the game's ubiquity and inf
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Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Hello Guys, a good friend and me got hooked by magic 3 weeks ago. It started with him bringing some commander decks to my place and he was like “yo sup dude bought some magic cards, wanna play?” I said sure and oh boy it was a great decision.
After that session it escalated quite quickly, he dropped several hundred dollars on more commander decks and i got also invested, we ended up with like 15 different commander decks but then we found the enjoyment of ordering displays and cracking some boosters. As a lil kid I always wanted to buy a display and just open a lot of packs and now I am able to do it. Anyway we decided to play a small draft where everyone of us opens 7 set boosters and we built a deck around those cards. Luckily we had enough mana from our commander decks to make ‘em work properly.
I have to say the deckbuilding progress is super nice and interesting but Iam also a competitive person that likes to build around my favorite archetypes. I really like angels, demons , ancient wisdom, mages, dragons, idk I like a lot of stuff. So I wanted to ask the community where I can find some good sites with deckbuilding articles, deck overviews and meta decks/strats. If anyone could advise me some sites I would be super glad!
tldr; magic is awesome, I wanna built a cool deck and it would be nice to have help from professional sites etc to get an idea what is out there and how you can play it
Thx y’all for helping
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
The good, the bad, and the ugly.
By the law of averages and considering the high volume of encounters, the ugly tends to turn into the not-so-bad when you look back at it. Because it could've been worse and because there's a valuable lesson to learn from it now that I look back.
Rookie season, almost all of my adventures were incalls. Outcalls provide much better control of the situation, and an outcall would have prevented this very thing. I was a lunch-time fucker back then, meeting up with both randoms and regulars all around the city. By then I already had my trusty secretaries/booking agents from the Latina agencies. But I was also trying out what looked like an agency with American girls (Black and White girls).
I got to the Hampton Inn & Suites, a brand new building where I've had great experiences with Latinas as well.
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I always hate it when they tell you the floor but not the room number right away, then have you walking around looking lost and suspicious. This still happens sometimes on incalls, even pricier escorts. But this being very early in my hobbying, it was even more difficult to deal with.
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Once inside the room, I was ready to proceed like nothing had happened. I saw "my" girl but there were others there as well. It was a group of girls with the manager being the heavy-set one, and it seemed that they had the two adjacent rooms because they could open it.
I'm on my lunch break so of course I'm in business-casual attire. However, my appearance caused one of the girls, not even the one I was starting with, to flip out and accuse me of being a cop.
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>Date: 07/11/17
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>Finished? No
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>Score: 0
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>DISASTER. (Afternoon). A lot of people in the room, hiding in the bathroom. While getting undressed, a red-haired hoodrat came in to disrupt the situation, demanding to prove that I wasn’t a cop. Buzzkill. I decided not to start and got dressed. Asked for my money back. Multiple other girls came out and hoodrat threatened that she had me on tape (she didn’t). Disputed about my donation not being returned. But gave up and WALKED OUT.
Afterward, I sent the following text to the person I had been commu
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Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
... olive skin, green eyes, snakes for hair.
But I had to break it off with her because she was constantly objectifying me.
