A friend sent me a text apologizing for the atrocious grammatical errors in his last message. I told him not to worry

I speak Atrocian

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📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed

Chin-tax error

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👤︎ u/jskell89
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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I think the clock on my phone is broken, it's only displaying an error message.

All it says is 4:04.

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👤︎ u/Mini_Mega
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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True story: We we’re driving in the car today when my five year old found an umbrella and opened it...

My wife yelled at him to close it immediately, as it wasn’t safe in a moving vehicle. I told her it wasn’t a big deal since both of our vehicles have umbrella insurance.

The kids didn’t get it but it elicited a nice groan from the wife, so I’m pretty sure it counts.

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📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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New Russian Computer

I've just been trying to set up my new Russian Computer.

I typed in my password "Beef Stew" but an error message came up.

‘Password not stroganoff’

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