Http 500 Puns

A list of puns related to "Http 500"

Beware the cracktus
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👤︎ u/daverge
📅︎ May 30 2018
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Blue Footed Booby
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👤︎ u/i_mutex
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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Cheesy puns
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👤︎ u/beherns
📅︎ Aug 26 2014
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If they send another probe to Saturn's biggest moon, they should put a pushpin on it.

Then it'll be a tack on Titan.

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👤︎ u/CourageKitten
📅︎ Feb 08 2017
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My dad really likes trains.

The other day he wanted to ask me a math question, "Let's say a lightning bolt strikes a mile long metal train at the very back end. How long until it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he is a good conductor?" He sat there with his mouth open and a bad joke eel smile, waiting for me to laugh.

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👤︎ u/bunnymansams
📅︎ Apr 03 2014
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Does anybody know what kind of horse this is?
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👤︎ u/TheTapedHamster
📅︎ Nov 24 2013
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Dad got a drawing prompt book...

http://i.imgur.com/RvpK4F3.jpg

Please help, there are 500 more of these...

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👤︎ u/I_Need_To_Go_To_Bed
📅︎ Mar 30 2015
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I'm home

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0c907e07cf1323357f52b73bfe9bfb7/tumblr_mw6szmxG081qf0xxmo1_500.jpg

Please god someone finish this joke or I'll self combust

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👤︎ u/princessfahmybey
📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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Season's greetings, everyone.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6b3cae89829c6f7411ba0245e318d6d/tumblr_mx6cli9mOl1rxni5wo1_500.png

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👤︎ u/EtherYeti
📅︎ Dec 10 2013
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I dadjoked myself today. I was alone.

I was listening to NPR, and the host was interviewing some astro science major, talking about Steven Hawking's black hole theory.

Then the host asks "what are gravity waves?" During the guests NPR require pause, I said aloud to myself "...this is some heavy shit."

My immediate, stupid reaction

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👤︎ u/suckitifly
📅︎ May 11 2015
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Newsdad 5: Breaking News and Weather until it's all broken.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/54a05379bbffabe780994e9f84e2fee6/tumblr_m42rcb5M3P1qfwtu5o1_r1_500.jpg

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👤︎ u/phism
📅︎ Dec 09 2013
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Revenge

How does it feel?

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👤︎ u/IrishLaaaaaaaaad
📅︎ Feb 21 2014
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For some what darker Dadjokes, check out /r/HeyCarl/

http://i.imgur.com/4T3awam.jpg

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/512/447/417.png

http://24.media.tumblr.com/097ab89f865a7f061f15edc795c136dc/tumblr_mxcqbqQk3I1rc4b8ho8_500.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Qjsyzh0.jpg

http://www.reddit.com/r/HeyCarl/

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👤︎ u/Deku-shrub
📅︎ Jun 17 2014
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Avatar Dad joke (very mild LoK Season 2 spoilers) [x-post from /r/thelastairbender)

image: https://31.media.tumblr.com/725cf4e89a1212f5558bb1ed026d3b8c/tumblr_mx3zjkdF8S1rf7lz2o1_500.jpg

original thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/1s4vff/dad_jokes/

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👤︎ u/mvolling
📅︎ Dec 05 2013
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