Eric Chong Puns

who's the best chefs from masterchef all seasons? top 10-20 ranking? Eric, thea, line, jeremy, mai, beccy?

I want like top 4 of every season included in the list.

Obviously Chris Evans as Freddie Freeman...

EDIT: the cast so far (in order of comments, if I missed yours send me a PM) this is so good lmao:

Freddie Freeman: Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Devin Ratray (Buzz from Home Alone), Nicholas Hoult, Thomas F Wilson (Biff from Back to the Future), William Poulter (Kid from We Are the Millers), Alan Ritchson

everyone: Tom Hanks, actual Braves, Chris Pratt

Brian Snitker: Tom Hanks, John Malkovich, Leon Russom (General from Prison Break), Woody Harrelson, Bill Dauterive (from King of the Hill), Michael Keaton, The Rock, Ben Kingsley, the Thumbs (from Thumb Wars/Thumbtanic)

Ron Washington: Morgan Freeman, Don Cheadle, Rick James, Fargo Chris Rock, Michael K Williams, Denzel Washington, Keith David

Joc Pederson: Chris Pratt, Justin Prentice (Bully from 13 Reasons Why), Joc Pederson, Pete Davidson

Dansby Swanson: Ian Anderson, Charlie Culberson, Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Stephen Amell, Jake Gyllenhaal, Kit Harrington, Scott Avett

Ian Anderson: Charlie Culberson

Charlie Culberson: Thomas Rhett, Charlie Culberson

Austin Riley: Alden Ehrenreich, Bradley Cooper (in a fat suit)

Jorge Soler: Michael B Jordan, Will Smith, Kevin Hart (??), Nic Cage (???), Dennis Haysbert (Cerrano from Major League)

Eddie Rosario: Donald Glover, Handsome Squidward

Ozzie Albies: Donald Glover, Kevin Hart

Will Smith (Braves): Will Smith

Will Smith (Dodgers): Will Smith

Alex Anthopoulos: Brad Pitt (sarcastic), Seth Rogen, Kal Penn

Max Fried: Nicholas Hoult, Alexander Ludwig, Jon Heder, Grant Gustin (from The Flash), Timothée Chalamet, Robert Pattinson, Miles Teller, Ben Feldman (Jonah from Superstore)

Charlie Morton: Danny McBride, Timothy Olyphant

Mike Soroka: Jack Gleeson, Elijah Wood

Dave Roberts, Bill Plaschke: Cheech Marin & Tommy Chong, Michael Rapaport as BP

Adam Duvall: Chris Pratt

Marcell Ozuna: Rick Ross

Ronald Acuña Jr: the late Chadwick Boseman

Terry McGuirk: Clint Eastwood

Eric Young: Forest Whitaker

Joe Buck: a bag of horse shit

narrator: Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones

Freddie Freeman's love interest: u/Time-Ad-3625

Luke Jackson: Steve Little (Stevie from Eastbound & Down)

Blooper: Daniel Day-Lewis

Tyler Matzek: Danny McBride, Liam Neeson

Don Mattingly: some f*cking 🤡

AJ Minter: Jesse Plemons, Chris Pine

Travis d'Arnaud: Michael Peña

**playoff opponent pit

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

Rules:

• Fight takes place on PUBG's Erangel island.
• All national heroes unfortunately know that their goal is to eliminate each other in a Hunger Games-esque fashion in order to win, and therefore have a mindset to kill.
• The heroes are at their physical peaks and are backed by any disputed/folklore feats (e.g. Isokelekel's god heritage, Skanderbeg's strength, everything they like to say about Kim Il-sung, etc.) as well as their real-life ones.
• Everyone starts unarmed, but can pick up melee weapons like knives, bats, swords, sticks and spears, as well as bows, crossbows, throwing knives and flintlock guns. Some can still wear any protective armour (e.g. Ned Kelly & Joan of Arc)
• This list consists of people recognised as national heroes, either politically or popularly, hence not all will be warriors and freedom fighters.
• Some unrecognized or partially-recognised states (e.g. Abkhazia, South Ossetia, Palestine, Transnistria) will appear for the sake of variety.

Competitors:

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

This is every contestant that every judge got wrong from Seasons 1-6. Also goes for guest judges. Spoiler mark just in case.

Season 1:

Hippo

Real Identity: Antonio Brown

Robin's Guess: Odell Beckham Jr.

Jenny's Guess: Deion Sanders

Ken's Guess: Deion Sanders

Nicole's Guess: Allen Iverson

Pineapple

Real Identity: Tommy Chong

Robin's Guess: Sugar Ray Leonard

Jenny's Guess: Cheech Marin

Ken's Guess: Jimmy Buffett

Nicole's Guess: Kid Rock

Poodle

Real Identity: Margaret Cho

Robin's Guess: Judge Judy Sheindlin

Jenny's Guess: Kathy Lee

Ken's Guess: Melissa Rivers

Joel's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Nicole's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Lion

Real Identity: Rumer Willis

Robin's Guess: Michelle Williams

Jenny's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Kenan's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Ken's Guess: Dawn Robinson

Nicole's Guess: Hailee Steinfeld

Monster

Real Identity: T-Pain

Robin's Guess: Jamie Foxx

Jenny's Guess: Michael Vick

Ken's Guess: Darius Rucker

Nicole's Guess: CeeLo Green

Kenan's Guess: Tyrese Gibson

Season 2

Ice Cream

Real Identity: Tyler "Ninja" Blevins

Robin's Guess: deadmau5

Jenny's Guess: Rob Dyrdek

Ken's Guess: PewDiePie

Nicole's Guess: Marshmello

Panda

Real Identity: Laila Ali

Robin's Guess: Loni Love

Jenny's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Ken's Guess: Queen Latifah

Nicole's Guess: Venus Williams

Eagle

Real Identity: Dr. Drew Pinsky

Robin's Guess: Howard Stern

Jenny's Guess: Adam Carolla

Ken's Guess: Craig Ferguson

Nicole's Guess: Jeff Foxworthy

Penguin

Real Identity: Sherri Shepherd

Robin's Guess: Mindy Kaling

Jenny's Guess: Nicole Byer

Ken's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Nicole's Guess: Star Jones

Ladybug

Real Identity: Kelly Osbourne

Robin's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Jenny's Guess: Paris Jackson

Triumph's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Ken's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Nicole's Guess: Jamie Lynn Spears

Rottweiler

Real Identity: Chris Daughtry

Robin's Guess: Darren Criss

Jenny's Guess: Jason Mraz

Ken's Guess: Dave Franco

Nicole's Guess: Darren Criss

Season 3:

Robot

Real Identity: Lil Wayne

Robin's Guess: Shaun White

Jenny's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Ken's Guess: Flava Flav

Jamie's Guess: Steve-O

Nicole's Guess: Floyd Mayweather

Llama

Real Identity: Drew Carey

Robin's Guess: Adam Carolla

Jenny's Guess: Kelsey Grammer

Ken's Guess: Joel McHale

Jason's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Nicole's Guess: Woody Harrelson

Elephant

Real Identity: Tony Hawk

Robin's Guess: Travis Pastrana

Jenny's Guess: Lance Armstrong

Ken's Guess: Beto O'Rourke

Nicole's Guess

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

[Removed]

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

It was about a weak back.

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭