Had it in my fields for two days and the rspca always pass me on to the police and the police always pass me to a vet who then passes me to the RSPCA, no one wants anything to do with it what are my options because I would like to walk my dog in the fields again https://i.imgur.com/4KRCinr.jpg
Update: Contacted the local zoo they are due to come and check it over tomorrow as it looks like its walking with a limp the head zookeeper has done some calling around to people in the local area that might know the owners, after the zookeepers comes tomorrow if he hasn't found the owner I shall contact the newspaper that had found an emu close by to me previously for more details about it. Thanks for all the useful info will update tomorrow once the zookeeper has been!
Update 2: A local wildlife centre has come to collect it as the police said they don't know the owner and no-one has come forward with a missing Emu.
Bonus emu pics from when he came to the fence when I put some food down for it https://imgur.com/a/HfWkDKP
So, it's been a running joke through threads I have noticed in the past that the average redditor is either
A. A 400 pounder
B. A literal stick
Or
C. A healthy person with a build that doesn't have any military experience
Though, some redditors probably have military experience.
So I was wondering if All of Reddit, that's at least a good portion of Earth's population(maybe?) against the Armed Forces of Australia and every Emu on Earth.
Rules
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Assume the Emu's can work with the Australian Military, despite the war
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The Aussie-Emo alliance has 4 months to set up defenses
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Australia gets all of it's current military, air force, special forces and navy
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Reddit gets anything they own and some boats, no frigates, destroyers or anything of that sort. Just speedboats with turrets on them at max. Or cruise ships
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Reddit gets 2 months to plan an attack
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Assume redditors with military experience and redditors from Australia are the commanding force
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Aussie's and Emu's start on Australia, of course. Redditor's start on the rest of an empty world.
Bonus Fight: Through some sheer willpower I guess. Every redditor's waifu manages to exist. Australia now has all of NATO to assist them...
As well as Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
Basically I want to know if i can run each launcher separately or since they have to be routed to the game files is it one or the other?
I was an American who volunteered to join an American Expeditionary Force mostly made up of Australian Americans who wished to liberate Australia from Emu occupation.
I was a private for the 27th Expeditionary force, which fought alongside the 48th Victoria Guns.
I was shot in the shoulder by an Emu sniper during the battle of Darwin. Once I recovered, I was restationed to Cape York, and then sent to New Guinea to fight the Cassowary unit of the Emu Army once Cape York was liberated. I was promoted to Corporal and was once again restationed to Perth due to heavy casualties in my unit. After a month of paper pushing in Perth, I was sent back to the U.S due to a special act of Congress. I attempted to become an Australian citizen, but my application was destroyed when a plane carrying the papers was shot down over Alice Springs.
