Elvis

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What's the special tonight?" he asks the bartender. "The chicken strip basket. It's a little known fact that Elvis Presley was a huge fan of chicken strips. He even wrote a song about them," the bartender says. "Love me Tender......"

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👤︎ u/Firegoat1
📅︎ Aug 17 2021
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Classic Dad

Dad: Whats green and sings?

Me: What?

Dad: Elvis Parsley

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👤︎ u/BIRDoS
📅︎ Aug 07 2013
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