Egg Hunt Puns

A list of puns related to "Egg Hunt"

Daughter today: "Dad, can we do an Easter-egg hunt tomorrow?"

Me: "Sure! You can do an Easter-egg hunt every single day"

^^^You ^^^probably ^^^won't ^^^find ^^^any ^^^though.

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👤︎ u/xbtdev
📅︎ Mar 26 2016
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They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!

I prefer mine poached

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👤︎ u/NiacTD
📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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I read the sign at the park advertising a huge easter egg hunt . . . .

My wife says "Well it's not going to be hard to find a huge easter egg." My wife has officially become a dad.

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👤︎ u/Metal_Daddy
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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I poached an egg for breakfast

I didn’t mean to. But apparently egg season ended yesterday and my hunting license expired. Who knew.

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👤︎ u/wondering-knight
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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Not a dad but dad joke worthy

My friend made poached eggs for breakfast.

Me: you know how to poach eggs?

Him: Yes, I illegally hunt them in the African plains.

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👤︎ u/effarigllat726
📅︎ Nov 04 2014
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