Here's an edgy one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Edgy names

Coworker (reading an article online): "Hm a 'List of Baby Names with an Edge'"

Me: "You mean like Cliff?"

Nobody laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dafrizzy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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My son told me he's edgy

So I gave him a smooth-ie to cure him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackson160
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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WHY YOU SO EDGY?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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Whats the least edgy show on BBC1?

Pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IndigenousIdiot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Why did the edgy teenager lock himself in the freezer ?

He thought it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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How do edgy kids play videogames, with an emolater
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πŸ‘€︎ u/humaid2003
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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What do you call an edgy Italian neighbourhood?

The Spa-Ghetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lieghannsheriden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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What do you call a really big hole that's always really edgy in a teenager kind of way?

SarChasm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mannymcdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2016
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I was trying to be edgy on facebook. you win dad.

http://i.imgur.com/qdYoTAk.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capnfappin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Why did the police officer get suspended?

Beats me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipooponturtles
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Why wasn’t the sphere a comedian?

Not edgy enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Bindi Irwin got married!

That's a ray of hope!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What do people think of the geometry nerds?

Well, they're all so edgy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magical_cat_girl
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Cannibalism.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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My daughter asked me why I don't tell any dad jokes. I said they were too dull...

I only tell edgy jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arrakis_Surfer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My opinion on the new Tesla Cybertruck?

I think it has a sharp design.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/May-Flower-9211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Two truly open minded presidents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Blue_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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[insert title]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golden_Eagle28
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Why is the circle the worst shape?

Because it's pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ooftypewriter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I asked my 3-year old daughter what she wanted to eat

Her: "Nothing"
Me: "We're all out of Nothing would you like something else?"
Her: "Banana"
DAD JOKES SAVE LIVES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deikanami
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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My wife didn't think I would name our baby daughter something ridiculous.

But I called her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Bruce's favourite drink
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigjambo1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My daughter asked me why I got a tattoo of a triangle

Because its edgy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rincewind401
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I hate it when kids these days write β€œangle” instead of β€œangel.”

They are just trying to be edgy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Kids got this shirt last day of school from librarian
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshypsqueexy
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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My son, who's studying ancient Greek culture in school, got me again.

In the kitchen this morning, he tells me: "Dad, you know the Spartans were really fierce, and they'd throw away old weapons. They thought that if it wasn't sharp, it didn't have a point."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gatorflier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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What do you call a gay milkman?

dairy Queen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/albinoboy22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What's longer than forever?

Fivever.


Thanks for all the upvotes! This is an original, so thanks to you guys I'm quitting my job and leaving my family to pursue a career in comedy! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJy234H5YDlFASQfx6mLWLg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k-smackerel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2015
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I'm a jealous boyfriend.

My girlfriend and I were shopping for groceries for my place at whole foods yesterday and she was reading a list of things to buy. In the middle of the list was "Fungi". "Fungi? You mean mushrooms?" I asked. "No, we need fungi. Wait, we don't have to buy it. I have Chinese fungi at my place" she replied. "Hmmm. I don't like that you have a Chinese fungi at your place" "Why?!" "Well, how would YOU like it if I had a Chinese fun girl at my place?"

She laughed out loud. She's a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_c_a_l_k_h
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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What do you call an emo school?

An edgy-cation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ring_pop_wrappers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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Did you hear about the punk rock knife

It's really edgy... But only to a point...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Why did Bill report a hexagon joke on Reddit ?

Because it was too edgy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Hillary CLinton is getting ready for the summer

she loves flip flop season

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbsquatch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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Teenage flat earthers

So edgy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thompeach
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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My girlfriend called me a square for always following the speed limit.

I told her that I was more like a circle, squares are too edgy for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Why are triangles so emo?

They’re so edgy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exotaurus24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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I realy like the Razer phone but to be honest

I just got it to be edgy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lukas_memer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Renovation puns

so my mothers friend andy is helping her install a new TV, and this string of puns resulted:

ME: thanks for helping out around here, nice to have an ANDY-man

ANDY: oh that was a good one

BROTHER: i Don't know, i thought the delivery was kinda WOODEN

ME: wow, thanks for HAMMERING that home, pesonally i think i NAILED it, so SCREW you

BROTHER: will you just CONTRACT aids already (edgy ik)

ME: oh come on, i don't think you're being very CONSTRUCTIVE

BROTHER: i'm sorry, feeling a little PLASTERED right now.

Both of us: burst out laughing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QLMMaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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I hate it when kids write β€œangle” instead of β€œangel”.

They’re just trying to be edgy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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