Eau Puns

A list of puns related to "Eau"

Did you know the Hindenburg was carrying a shipment of perfume?

It was carrying several cases of Eau de Humanity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klopford
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What did the French chef say?

What did the French chef say when he dropped his pan of red sauce on the floor?

Eau neau! My rouge roux is ruined!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My daughter says I'm no fashion Mogul

but i just released a new fragrance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relayrider
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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My French friend borrowed 1,000 gallons of water from me...

He wrote me an IO eau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What was Harry Carey’s favorite cologne?

Eau le Cow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What was Harry Carey’s favorite perfume?

Eau for the long one!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I made a fragrance from spaghetti

Eau de Bologne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What's a dog's favorite perfume?

Eau de toilet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gugalgirl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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The founder of SpaceX is releasing a new fragrance line this X-mas season.

It's the upper-echelon Musk collection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all_three_bolth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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An H2O molecule goes up to his friend...

He asks "Water you doing this afternoon?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masona_jones6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?

Eau de too late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AhmadRK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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i asked a girl wearing fur boots and Apple Bottom jeans for water

needless to say, shawty got l'eau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gowthamcity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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A Frenchman was frustrated after digging a deep hole only to have it fill with water.

"Eau well!" he exclaimed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mayo_Spouse
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Why was Pierre so sad that his hands were wet?

He was feeling l'eau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nibbers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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