Why is Greta Thornburg like an island off the east African coast?

She’s Mad at gas cars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktbrown1
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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We were watching a documentary on African wildlife, and my son asked me, β€œIs it difficult to spot cheetahs?”

Me: No, I think they come that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Why are cheetahs bad at hide-and-seek?

Because they’re always spotted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gemini_Incognito
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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An American wants to enter a nightclub

Together with some friends from abroad, an Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, and Austrailian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leemhuis
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Once upon a time a lion and a cheetah had a race . This is what happened.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/radhikagi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What do you call an African animal with an upset stomach?

Hippopoortummies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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My bedroom window is East facing so I bought black out curtains to keep the sunlight out.

The difference is like night and day.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Why doesn’t Flock of Seagulls travel to the Middle East?

Because Iran’s so far away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_big_fat_dump
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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title with an african country
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devil_Halo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?

Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.

(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/painfool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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A man was murdered in the middle-east yesterday

Cruel act of hummus-ide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApocalypticCheeto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?

Washington DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowslapperz
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa

After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I recently ate at an east African restaurant. On their menu, one of the items was a mini tamale...

They called it a Somali.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuestionMarkyMark
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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TIL: In spite of Covid, all African countries are insisting that customers should sit in a restaurant and eat dinner.

Except Togo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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Today I learnt what Yoda was short for,

Because he's got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What did the cheetah say when the gazelle started running away?

I’ve been spotted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaymanRich
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I can't remember the name of this African river in front of me.

I must be going see Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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I was poking fun at my friend for not being quite Asian, African, or European

Apparently he's a bit Turklish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riversquid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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Why do they call them cheetahs?

Cuz they dont play fair.

(Heard at the zoo yesterday by a random dad and died laughing. If you see this cheetah guy, thank you.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mouth2Danus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I once traveled to the Middle East, and suddenly, someone threw a rock at me.

I ran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csteinbergrules
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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The best way to tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant is

that one of them is an elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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It's titled "Cheetah After Lunch", but it looks like a flamin' hot cheetah to me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muadeeb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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My friend refused to admit that he couldn't catch any African fish.

He was in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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There’s to many Cheetahs!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkshift
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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A cheetah would never win at hide and seek

Coz it's always spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phs_uw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missbamboo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Don Cheetah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoTedison
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alain389
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?

Damascus

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a β€˜wimb’

Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I once made a robot out of east asian cooking vessels.

It woks like a man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What do you call someone who's half African and half Asian?

A bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BX56_YT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I don't know if i should make a joke about an African country

But i'm Ghana do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeclothmoney
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What is Elon Musk’s Favorite African Country?

Mad-at-gas-car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebrow9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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Why can't you play poker in the jungle ?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geekfreshier
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Why shouldn't you play poker in the serengeti?

Too many cheetahs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackgroundCow8631
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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How can you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?

One of them is an elephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnigmaCA
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Why don't people play poker in the jungle

There's too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolawolf127
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Why was the cheetah bad at hide and seek?

Wherever she hid she was always spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, ...

an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

The doorman stops the

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainz4Dayz
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