My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.

He was right all oolong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakwag1019
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Why doesn’t Karl Marx like Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueshran
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I am pretty good at making an Earl Grey.

It's my special tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollierwoodman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2016
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(X post) I made Earl Grey perfectly today.

Right on the T as they say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Did you hear? One attendee dumped a pot of Earl Grey over another attendee's head at the apiarists' convention.

Truly, brewed tea was in the eye of the bee-holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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I was drinking a cup of Earl Grey Tea when I spilled it on my shirt.

It was a real tragi-tea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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A man asked a barista the price (in dollars) of a cup of a cup of earl grey and the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

"For tea, two" the barista responded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xechwill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I was going to drink my friend's earl grey...

But I didn't really want to. It's not my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/appa-ate-momo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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Most older Englishmen prefer Earl Grey.

But most younger Star Wars fans prefer Girl Rey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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I used to go over to my grandmother's house in the middle of the night and drink earl grey with her. It was our ritual. I called this evening out of habit, forgetting she had passed away, and her ghost answered.

I guess you could call it a boo-tea call.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NWmba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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Don't put the Lady Grey tea next to the Earl Grey tea..

Or else you will get baby Grey tea.

An awful one from my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carotti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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My first dad joke! Earl Grey tea

If you mix Earl Grey tea and Lady Grey tea do you get hermaphroditea?

As a new father I knew it was just a matter of time until it started happening to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusty1919
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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Why does Carl Marx not like Earl Grey?

because all proper-tea is theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpledesperado
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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