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ERMS Puns

A list of puns related to "ERMS"

Prince Charles got the COVID-19

Finally he got his crown

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👤︎ u/Usual-Buddy
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my picture in it. Guess I really am

independent

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👤︎ u/gowthamcity
📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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Cajoling the wife into the bedroom today...

We haven't had sex all year!

She groaned.

Still no nookie 😢

Edit. Erm scratch that! 😁

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👤︎ u/cLIntTheBearded
📅︎ Jan 01 2015
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My dad just answered the phone to my mums friend Val who he barely knows and I heard the conversation....

Val: Hi Ray, it's Val here.

Ray: Hi Val here it's Ray!

Val: Erm oh (pause) is Mary there please?

Ray: Yes Val here, I will just pass you over to her.

Seriously I hate my dad sometimes. At what age does it become acceptable for your humour to deteriorate to this?

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👤︎ u/CaptainDickfingers
📅︎ Mar 15 2015
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I NEED HOSPITAL REALTED PUNS RIGHT NOW

I'm at the hospital and I need some hospital related puns now!

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👤︎ u/Nintendo_megameme
📅︎ Nov 14 2016
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