A list of puns related to "Dry bite"
On a 10th date at a steakhouse, my T-bone steak was really dry. I jokingly tried to snag her steak before she started, then she looked me dead in the eyes and said, “touch it and I’ll remove your tenderloins!”
Talk about love at first bite!
I take a bite of some dried fruit, tasted like crap.
Me: "Man, this tastes like wood"
Dad: "Talk about chew-bark-a"
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