Droopy Puns

A list of puns related to "Droopy"

My father had a stroke last night. While he was in his bed in the ER with slurred speech and half his face paralyzed, the nurse comes in and asks, "So, what brings you here tonight?"

"The ambulance", he says.

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👤︎ u/BigPapiC-Dog
📅︎ Apr 17 2018
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My uncle got the girl on the elevator.

Uncle and i got on the elevator and the girl who was the elevator conductor (Think Droopy Dog in Roger Rabbit) greeted us.

Girl: Hi! Which floor are you going to?

Uncle: Five, thank you.

Silence

Uncle: So I bet this job has a lot of ups and downs, huh? Huh?

Girl: Oh, God... Never heard that one.

All the while I was in hysterics. The delivery and her reaction she just too perfect.

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👤︎ u/Chicago-Rican
📅︎ Nov 20 2014
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