Girlfriend: "I really wanna get a Cockatoo!"

Me: (Too easy!) "Hell no! I ain't down with any other dudes!"

Her: (Smarter than me...) "Just think how many times you can make that joke if you bought me a bird..."

Me: (Beady eyes cause I know I've been beat and we are getting a bird...)

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