My dad, to me, as we're driving past a cemetery, "You know why all those people are buried in that cemetery on the east side of the road?"

Me: "No. Why?"

Dad: "Because they're dead."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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Dadjoked at the ballpark

I work in Marketing for an east coast MLB team. The other day, we held a "Country Western Night" and had various attractions in and around the stadium that went with the theme. One of these was a 'NASCAR simulator'- which was essentially just a racing game you'd find at any arcade. At the 8th inning, just before closing time, a man walked by with his wife, both sipping beer and watching kids play the game. We were closing after those last two kids, so I asked him if he wanted to play, or if he was just watching. He responded with, "Oh, I'm just watching", gestured with his beer and said, "I don't want to drink and drive anyway".

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2014
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