So the doctor’s drawing my blood, right?

When he was done he showed me the sketch and I gotta say, he’s a pretty damn-good artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSteaklord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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How do you draw blood?

With a red marker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Want to know why nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

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I went in for a routine checkup, and they took way too much in the blood draw. I was dizzy, and it was a real pain in the neck...

I'm just not sure about this Dr. Acula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_zensphere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Dad joked by an 81-year-old woman

I had an elderly patient today who was visibly upset, almost to the point of tears. I asked her if she was worried about having her blood drawn and she said that the blood draw didn’t bother her, but that she was upset because she had hit a cat with her car on the way to her appointment this morning. She said that she didn’t know who the cat belonged to and that she had it wrapped up in a blanket in her car. I asked her how badly the cat was hurt and she said β€œI think he’s going to be alright. I just clipped the hind end of him, but his tail is just barely hanging on. After I leave here, I’m taking him straight to Wal-Mart.”

I told her that she might be better off taking the cat to a veterinary clinic instead of Wal-Mart and she said, β€œbut it’s just his tail, and Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in North America!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_Hooligan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Drew a Haemogoblin
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What does an artistic vampire do?

Draw blood..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nectar_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Blood...

My daughter was in and out of the hospital a lot when she was a kid. One day she came home, and she asked me if I knew what the doctors used to draw blood. I said a needle. She said no a red crayon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kccole42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why do nurses always bring red crayons to work?

In case they need to draw blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Why did Dracula get kicked out of art school?

He could only draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stephydude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I was at the doctor's office yesterday

and before getting blood drawn the lady says "I'm Tamera, I'll be drawing you today" which I responded with, drawing me? Where's your pen & paper?

I couldn't keep from giggling Tamera wasn't amused

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zandermatthews
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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Just got dadjoked by a patient in the ER

Me - "Sir, my name is 4ourfeathers and I am going to draw your blood."

Patient - "Well, I'll only let you draw my blood if you use markers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4ourfeathers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I found out why nurses carry red crayons

In case they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/33billings
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why do nurses love red crayons so much?

Because sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I found out why nurses carry red crayons -

In case they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I recently found out that it’s mandatory for all nurses to carry a red crayon with them.

Just in case they have to draw blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daytripper1902
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Want to know why nurses like red crayons

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Why do nurses need red crayons?

Because sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caraknowsbest
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I finally found out why Nurses Cary red crayons

Incase they have to Draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkeyesfan03
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Why are red crayons a nurse’s favorite?

Because sometimes, they have to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pumasbutthole
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/essenceofpotato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Why do phlebotomists go to art school?

So that they could learn how to draw blood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoveCheeze
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Dad joked by an 81-year-old woman

I work in a medical lab. I had an elderly patient today who was visibly upset, almost to the point of tears. I asked her if she was worried about having her blood drawn and she said that the blood draw didn’t bother her, but that she was upset because she had hit a cat with her car on the way to her appointment this morning. She said that she didn’t know who the cat belonged to and that she had it wrapped up in a blanket in her car. I asked her how badly the cat was hurt and she said β€œI think he’s going to be alright. I just clipped the hind end of him, but his tail is just barely hanging on. After I leave here, I’m taking him straight to Wal-Mart.”

I told her that she might be better off taking the cat to a veterinary clinic instead of Wal-Mart and she said, β€œbut it’s just his tail, and Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in North America!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_Hooligan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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