A guy falls out the window of a skyscraper. All the way down he’s yelling, “I’m gonna be OK! I’m gonna be OK!”
He was wrong on so many levels.
Did you here they were making a new spin off show from that Terry Pratchett book with the Turtles all the way down?
I tried making a sculpture starting with the head and working my way down, but I just couldn’t get past the neck and shoulders.
What is the fastest way for Harry Potter to get down a hill?
Running... JK... rolling.
My iPhone slipped out of hands from the 2nd story balcony hitting several branches on the way down.
The apple didn’t fall from the tree
Me: Sorry I'm late. I broke down on the way to work.
Boss: Is your car with the mechanic?
Me: Car?
As I was listening to the traffic report on my way to work this morning, the announcer said to watch out for someone who was going down the highway the wrong way.
I chuckled and thought to myself, "It's not just one car. Everyone is going the wrong way!"
What does a sheep do when she's going the wrong way down a road?
What’s the best way to get down from a camel?
You don’t, you get down from a duck!
What's the best way to cut down a tree?
It depends on who's axing.
Found out today that my hand can fit inside my wife's gloves, all the way down to the palm...
We just don't share similar inch wrists.
A man has a goose on the top of a building. What is the easiest way for him to get down?
What did the slice of bread say to his buddy on the way down a volcano
A dad is driving the wrong way down a one way street. The son says “Dad! This is a one way street!”
Dad says “I am going one way!”
I was going down an escalator this morning and everybody up top was looking right at me the whole way down
I guess you could say they were moving stares
You know, people made fun of trump for the way he went down that ramp.
It was a little con descending in my opinion.
Dewey's doctor has been keeping track of all of his moles. The location and size of them. He's so thorough that he measures them all the way down to tenths.
He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..
I went to sit down in my dads truck, but there were some wooden stands in the way. "What do I do?" I asked. He replied:
"Put the horses in the back."
I hate the song but it made me laugh
You’re walking down the road and you feel something in your shoe. You take off your shoe and find a smaller shoe inside. What would be the only way to describe that?
This is a family favorite. My grandpa got pulled over going the wrong way down a one way street.
The cop goes, "This is a one way street!"
My grandpa replies, "How many ways was I going?"
Why did the orange only roll half way down the hill?
Dracula is speeding down the street on his way to the blood bank when he gets pulled over by the police.
The officer asks “Are you sure you know where you’re going?”
Drac: “O, positive!”
I had to take down some scaffold that was in the way at work.
It held me up long enough.
Wife knows I hate shopping, especially at Christmas. Dropped this gem on the way from the 3rd floor down to the 1st.
What's wrong, you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. It's just this damned escalator. It's really letting me down.
Got the whole eye-roll along with the sigh & groan.
What’s the fastest way for Harry Potter to get down the mountain?
What's the fastest way for Harry Potter to get down a hill? Walking.
I got pulled over by a cop for going down the wrong way down a one way street...
He said "sir,do you realise this is a one way street?"
I said "but officer, I was only going one way."
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