My iPhone slipped out of hands from the 2nd story balcony hitting several branches on the way down.
The apple didn’t fall from the tree
My wife is amazing but sometimes she shoots down my super entertaining weekend activity ideas. In a way she’s like jock itch cream.
As I was listening to the traffic report on my way to work this morning, the announcer said to watch out for someone who was going down the highway the wrong way.
I chuckled and thought to myself, "It's not just one car. Everyone is going the wrong way!"
What does a sheep do when she's going the wrong way down a road?
Me: Sorry I'm late. I broke down on the way to work.
Boss: Is your car with the mechanic?
Me: Car?
What’s the best way to get down from a camel?
You don’t, you get down from a duck!
What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
Walking.
J.K. ... Rowling
From my 11 year old
Found out today that my hand can fit inside my wife's gloves, all the way down to the palm...
We just don't share similar inch wrists.
A man has a goose on the top of a building. What is the easiest way for him to get down?
What's the best way to cut down a tree?
It depends on who's axing.
What did 50 Cent do when his car broke down on the way to the recording studio?
He took the Busta Rhymes.
Your walking down a hall way and a janitor jumps out and scares you what does he say????
What did the slice of bread say to his buddy on the way down a volcano
A dad is driving the wrong way down a one way street. The son says “Dad! This is a one way street!”
Dad says “I am going one way!”
I was going down an escalator this morning and everybody up top was looking right at me the whole way down
I guess you could say they were moving stares
What’s Harry Potter’s favourite way of coming down a hill? Walking...
You know, people made fun of trump for the way he went down that ramp.
It was a little con descending in my opinion.
What do you call a guy whose car breaks down on his way to meeting his lover?
What do you call a man on a roof with no way down?
Dewey's doctor has been keeping track of all of his moles. The location and size of them. He's so thorough that he measures them all the way down to tenths.
He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..
I went to sit down in my dads truck, but there were some wooden stands in the way. "What do I do?" I asked. He replied:
"Put the horses in the back."
I hate the song but it made me laugh
What’s the fastest way for Harry Potter to get down the mountain?
You’re walking down the road and you feel something in your shoe. You take off your shoe and find a smaller shoe inside. What would be the only way to describe that?
Pen and paper is a great way to write stuff down, but I prefer using a whiteboard.
They’re just so remarkable...
This is a family favorite. My grandpa got pulled over going the wrong way down a one way street.
The cop goes, "This is a one way street!"
My grandpa replies, "How many ways was I going?"
Why did the orange only roll half way down the hill?
Dracula is speeding down the street on his way to the blood bank when he gets pulled over by the police.
The officer asks “Are you sure you know where you’re going?”
Drac: “O, positive!”
I had to take down some scaffold that was in the way at work.
It held me up long enough.
What’s Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?
Walking? No… J.K. Rolling
What’s Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill?
What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down a hill?
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? (Repost from r/dadjokes)
What is Harry Potter's favourite way of getting down a hill?
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill
What’s Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill? It’s walking.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?..... walking
How does Harry Potter makes his way down a hill?
What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill?
What's the fastest way for Harry Potter to get down a hill? Walking.
What is Harry Potter's preferred way to go down a hill?
I got pulled over by a cop for going down the wrong way down a one way street...
He said "sir,do you realise this is a one way street?"
I said "but officer, I was only going one way."
What’s Harry Potter’s favorite way to make it down a hill?
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