Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:
"Wiper no Wiping!!"
He was a Dora bull.
There's no more swiping
She has always been against swiping.
Suddenly, Dora hatches and the mama hen says proudly, "Dora in the nest; Day One!"
Then, on Christmas, Moira hatches. The mama hen says, "Dora in the nest; Day Two! Moira in the nest; Day One!"
Dora is confused, and asks, "Well, what about our other sister?"
The mama hen explains, "Gloria In Eggshell, Sis; Day Oh."
It has unfortunately been received very poorly by music critics and fans alike. You can hear all about it on Pandora.
Then we'd call her Snora the Explorer.
Dora the Explorer is a cartoon; agoraphobia is fear of large places. Play on words.
Doritos
"Because I think it's a Dora ball!"
-Who's there? -Dory. -Dory who? -Dory's locked, that's why I'm knocking.
My work uses punny names for all its example scenarios. Things like Dustin Dubree, Dora Jarr, Duane Pipes, etc.
One of them is David Jochim and no one in my class of 7 can figure this out.
So it’s either not a pun, or we’re dense.
He said, "Soy milk!"
I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"
Internet Explorer.
who went to both the most northern and the southern points on Earth?
He was bi-polar.
I was with a friend in the mall, we wandered into one of those stores where they have cute Japan-ized versions of everything. We were looking at some overly cute plush round pillow-esque versions of Spongebob, Dora the Explorer, and Spiderman.
My friend picks up Dora the Explorer and says "Man, she's not supposed to be round, what is this?" I instantly came back with "Come on man, it's a-Dora-ball."
I was so proud I've been telling everyone and I figured you guys would appreciate it.
So my daughter used to be a Dora the explorer fanatic. Loved everything Dora.. So we bought her a kickball with Dora on it.
Thats important to the joke, trust me.
So, we were out in the garage, kicking the ball back and forth, and my daughter saw one of our dogs doing something cute, as dogs are wont to do.
"Daddy! Look! That's adorable!"
I grabbed the ball and said "no, sweetie, thats cute, THIS is a Dora ball!"
Eyeroll from her, and the wife choked on her drink. :)
My sister was telling me about she met her boyfriend on Tinder (I haven't met him yet). I told her it was a good thing she wasn't Dora the Explorer. After a beat where she gave me a confused look, I explained. If she was Dora, she never would have been able to swipe right.
I was answered with silence and an eye roll that suggested I was going to hell. I only grinned and basked in her hate.
Loving this sub! Anyway, my daughter is 7 now, but back when she was a baby her mother and I were getting ready to serve her some food.
Her: Can you grab a bowl?
Me: How about this one? It's a-Dora-bowl.
My young daughter really used to like that cartoon character "Dora the Explorer" and one day my wife bought her a bouncy ball with the Dora motif on it. She showed it to me and I said "That's adorable". Because it was a Dora ball. Apparently 4yo is too young for puns.
