So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
Why did the clown hold the door open?
Because it's a nice jester
grandpa told me: "if a door closes somewhere, another opens
he was a really bad cabinet maker...
People weren't happy with me for leaving the front door at work open overnight.
I walked into a chilly reception.
Just came home to find all my doors and windows open, everything's gone!
Who would do that to another person's Advent Calendar?!
My grandfather always said that when one door closes, another one opens.
He was a terrible cabinetmaker.
My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her...
Instead I swam up to the surface.
My grandpa always told me "when one door closes another one opens."
A lovely and inspiring man...makes shit cabinets though.
Before he passed away, my grandfather said, “Here are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
Why did Jesus leave the door to his tomb open?
Because he was born in a barn.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, “If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?”
I said, “No, we will still be friends.”
Do you know what a ghost uses to open a door ?
What do you call a door that doesn't open?
A jar.
Edit:
Apparently this isn't original, and there's a "real" version of this joke.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
Thanks for the correction, u/TheRealTripleH !
My dad always said "as one door closes another one opens"
He never quite got the hang of assembling Ikea furniture.
What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?
I am pulling my hair out to think of that R & B singer who opens doors
My office door would not stay open.
I finally put a stop to that.
In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter…
I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, “Dad, what do you think this is?...
...the Land of the Rising Son?”
Wheeeen youuuu open the doors and you see lots of drawers
My grandpa used to say "When one door closes, another shall open"
He was a great man, but a terrible cupboard maker.
What does James Hetfeild call his door when it's open?
I left my garage door open yesterday, and someone stole my limbo stick.
Like seriously, how low can you go?
To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
If anyone wants to come and talk about why my stuff keeps getting stolen, the door is always open.
I knew a guy and i used to turn him to open doors
(People from the UK will get this) What key opens every door?
My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."
I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
Hold the door open for a clown
A clown held the door open for me
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there's a salad dressing
A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester
I held the door open for a clown
The other day I held the door open for a clown
When one door closes, another one opens
Other than that, it’s a pretty good car.
A clown held the door open for me today.
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”
In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”
What are the 2 words that will open a lot of doors in your life?
I held the door open for a clown today
A man dressed as a clown held the door open for me today at the store.
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