It's a really gripping tail.
But I think they are done by cereal killers.
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
It was a play on words.
It's their WEB site!
It's just a moment of reflection.
Gravy.
Apparently there were several repercussions.
The one stamped Idaho!
Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.
Once upon a time there was this lobster.
When my wife asked me why i did it, i told her we were experiencing a coop detached
"you will roux the day!!!"
Pariah Carey
Because that bit there is samizdat bit there
It was Poe-sessed!
Why, the defeat of the hun army and the safety of China of course!
The antagonist was Hans Grouper
He had heir support.
I guess he's just a little ruff around the edges.
He told me he really wants a pay rise but his supervisor can't review his performance without a working car-boo-rator.
Turns out he was just decomposing.
Apparently I didn’t understand the gravity of the situation I was in
The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."
meatless farm
The plumber told me.
It’s very souperficial.
I bet you don't believe me...
I thought knot.
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
For a closet racist.
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I was in so much shock all I could retaliate with was "what the Hellmann's"
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
but if you remove it, you get gravy.
Gravy.
