The Dalai Lam walks into a pizza place and said to the owner ...

"Can you make me one with everything?"

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My girlfriend and I are moving in together...

Dad: "I won't be able to help you guys move your stuff but I do have a friend I can let you borrow."

Me: "Okay, cool thank you."

Dad: "Her name is Dolly."

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