What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Wood you say my dog is ok?
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
Why should you never go for a jog if it is raining cats and dogs outside?
You might step in a poodle!
(from my 70 year old uncle)
What's the dog breed that is addicted to internet?
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read.
What is a dogs favourite kind of water?
My dog is huge but he isn’t very good-looking, smart or obedient.
I suppose you could call him a Good Dane.
A policeman told me my dog is chasing people on a bike.
I told him my dog doesn't even have a bike.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
....
It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
I think not letting my dog eat water melon is makings her sad.
She's a little melancholy.
What kind of dog is made of different materials?
Man: “Are you certain this dog you’re selling me is loyal?”
Owner: “Of course he sure is. I’ve sold him five times, and every time he comes back.”
Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?
Because they have two left feet
What is the difference of a dog and a can of baked beans?
Well you see, the resemblance is un-canny.
My weiner dog is so lazy...
Not much dash in that hound
Credit u/themayanacockandlips on r/aww
If Spiderman's secret identity is Peter Parker, what's his dog's secret identity?
What is an Italian person's favorite kind of dog?
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
What kind of dog always knows what is going on?
My dog's name is holmes
So when I'm at work he's Holmes alone
Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?
It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.
My 4y olds temp is a bit high this morning so I told her she was as sick as a dog we have to take her to the vet.
She was a bit scared a very confused until we showed up at grandmas house as usual. Happy Veterans Day to my mom and those who served ! and thanks to all of you that are AD | NAD | TRS | TAMP for your service.
The navy is now taking dogs along on their submarines
I had to choose between three cats. The first was super affectionate, like a dog. The second prefers to be alone all the time. I picked the third, whose personality is somewhere in between.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
My friend is annoyed because his dog keeps trying to pick fights with dogs five times his size.
I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.
What is going through carwash with windows down and dog in back seat?
Every dog is a therapy dog...
Most just do it pro-bone-o
What is common between a dog and a tree?
My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, it’s a small zoo. They only have one animal. It’s a dog.
What do you do when your dog is choking?
The caninelich manoeuvre!
Out air conditioning just went out, it's 81°F in the house. My dog is looking at me like...
What is the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?
My dog is angry because he can’t operate the MRI machine....
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzu (Shih Tzu).
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
It is raining cats and dogs outside.
I almost stepped in a poodle.
A guy walks into a zoo but the only thing in it is a dog
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.
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