What do you call a band of pigs?
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What do you clean a band instrument with?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What do you call a person who helps the band?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do you call a manipulative rock band?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What do you call a band of well-armed lesbians?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Dad what bands do you like?
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︎ Jul 04 2020
what do you call a muslim pop band ?
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︎ Aug 28 2019
What do you call a cow in a band?
A moosician.
This joke was proudly brought to you by a six year old. Heβll be a great dad one day.
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What do you call a mexican boy band?
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Do you know The space band
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︎ Nov 09 2019
What do you say when you rejoin your old college band?
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︎ May 25 2019
What do you call a band of killer whales?
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︎ Mar 27 2019
What classic rock band do only white people like?
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︎ May 29 2017
What do you call the director of the band ACDC?
A conducter of electricity.
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︎ Nov 06 2018
What do you call a punk band full of dads.
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︎ Dec 09 2018
Do you know about the new rock band "The Vegetarians"?
They're like nothing I've ever herbivore!
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︎ May 14 2019
What do you call a crappy Hall and Oates cover band?
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︎ Sep 23 2018
What do you call it when a group of business executives start a band?
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︎ Aug 25 2018
What do you call a gun loving, Christian rock band?
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︎ Mar 18 2018
What do you call a high-end clothing outlet sponsored by a Norwegian band, the undead, and a magical woman?
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︎ Nov 19 2018
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on stage with the band?
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︎ Nov 05 2018
What do you call a boy band for fat people?
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︎ Oct 16 2017
Why do startup bands pay for the most expensive data plans?
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︎ Jul 31 2018
What do you call a plumber in a classic rock band?
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︎ Jun 28 2017
What do you call the frontman of a popular one-man band from Texas?
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︎ May 03 2018
Why do boy bands always get lost?
They can only travel in one direction.
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What do you call a band made of psychoanalyists?
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︎ Mar 17 2017
What song do all Russian kids have to learn in band class?
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︎ Mar 19 2016
Do you have a band-aid?
What is that, someone who carries instruments?
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︎ Jan 12 2016
What do you call the lead singer of a Black Sabbath cover band?
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What do you call a gay Country Band?
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︎ Jan 15 2015
Witnessed a band do a dad joke last night.
It was hot inside the venue. Shtty Adlts played a sweet set and said, "Thanks guys, and especially to our biggest fan," and pointed at the industrial fan.
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I found a brightly coloured feather on the ground, picked it up and put it in my hat band and said "Hey, do you guys know what this is?" "No, what?"
"Macaroni."
Groans all around.
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What do you call a band made of psychoanalyists?
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